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[the_maljax]

I'm gonna be a momma! How sweet is that?

Don't worry. It's a flour baby. And at least I got a healthy kid and not a broken-condom baby. If you got the broken-condom baby you have to go to CVS and report on condom prices.

I've named my son Benjamin Forest. It's kind of silly, I know, but it's a sack of flour.

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[lucindathemaid]

Extremely sweet! I read a book about flour babies once and hated it, but I'm sure your parenting skills will trump that author's writing skills.

Aw, not Ray Junior?

And I am SO SORRY I didn't call yesterday. Had a big math test to study for, and the day of the week completely slipped my mind. But you don't want to hear my excuses.

[the_maljax]

WHAT! I WAITED BY THE PHONE FOR HOURS HOPING YOU'D CALL! NOW YOU GIVE ME SOME BULLSHIT EXCUSE ABOUT HOW YOU FORGOT!

Just kidding!

You're forgiven, I had a big Italian project to do and I forgot which day of the week it was until 9:30 at night. Something tells me your parents would not have wanted a call from me then.

[lucindathemaid]

Nope. Don't think so.

And sorry I didn't call today. Had a, in Tim Gunn's words, "tiff" with the parentals about phone time, as expected. But PotC3 was great. You should see it.

We shall talk... eventually?