Comments | the_love_nest: There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Man...

chaletian in the_love_nest

There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Man...

Dec 16, 2006 17:07

Liss: I AM SO FULL OF WOE I MUST SCREAM OF MY PAIN IN THE LOO ( Read more... )

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nicolap December 16 2006, 17:23:57 UTC

That is indeed woeful.

*flaps hands in horror and dismay and joins the line to poke the plumber*

Write 2000 words of pretentious emoting on "My Plumber Hell", not forgetting to drop in references to your expensive (Woolworths) decor, and send it to the Evening Standard?

megaleena December 16 2006, 17:45:59 UTC

I share your woe. Well, I don't, obviously, but I empathise. Also, if you're still struggling on Monday I can post you my mixing bowl with a spout. Ho ho ho.

allygatorkin December 16 2006, 18:12:45 UTC

It indeed most woeful. The packet of pink biscuits I was to bring is also crying because their fate is too be only eaten by me, not by others.

kittykatkins December 16 2006, 18:48:52 UTC

You are welcome to come and use the shower here, should the stench of uncleanliness become wholely overwhelming...

Would also save me postage costs for cards and presents *G*

As a final bribe, I have chocolate cornflake cakes, oh Squeenie!

b_liz December 17 2006, 10:10:58 UTC

I hope it is sorted by now *hugs you both*