Can You Cheer Up A Sad Clown?/No Aphro

[super_sane]

"I wonder what you're doing right now. You must be so scared, so alone without me there. Heh, bored at least!" Joker sighs as his gaze lifts upward to the little Batman doll he's holding up above him. "Bored, alone, oh-so alone, because like I need you, you need me. Ying and Yang, white and black, salt and pepper~ Sunny and Cher. That's us. Enough

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[supersluttygirl]

What was that about a fellow crazy?

Kara knelt on the air behind him, tangling her fingers in his hair and pressing her lips against his pale neck. She's dressed today in an an abbreviated version of the Batman costume, in thigh-high leather boots, long gloves, and a cowl. She hasn't bothered with any other clothes, though she's considered fingerpainting a bat-signal on her chest. Maybe they can do it together!

"You poor thing, all homesick... Batman's a jerk anyway."

[super_sane]

Homesick? More like Batsick...though really, home was where the Bat was, and he wasn't here, so home was definitely there. "Hmmm, he is, isn't he? Y'know, I was so close to getting him this time too." Joker doesn't push her away (like he could anyway), but he doesn't react otherwise to her either.

[supersluttygirl]

"You'll get him next time!" She urged cheerfully. reaching around to fiddle with his clothes. "Long as you keep coming back to visit me, I know you'll get him someday!"

[super_sane]

Joker notes the fiddling and doesn't stop her even as he grumbles out a, "What does seeing you have to do with getting him?" A valid question, in a way.

[catburglaring]

Not quite alone, Joker, though the company was far from what was desired. A shiny hand plucked the poppet up, studying and perhaps admiring the fine quality a moment before her attention focused elsewhere. Namely the moping man on the bed. His door had been open and she'd been eavesdropping, simple as that. Such a bad habit.

❝Which one of you is Cher?❞ Catwoman asked, quirked half-smile completely evident in her velvet voice.

OOC: No clue where this will go and oh God, new muse is so new, but I couldn't resist. Joker is love. Also, apologies for the re-post. I'm apparently a moron who can't properly spell a simple username. Had to make another journal. /fail

[super_sane]

Joker perks up as he catches sight of the little minx that has so foolishly wandered into his room. The Bat's Cat herself! Well, she was as good as anything, wasn't she? Only appearance that could top her would be one of those adorable little Robins.

"Me, obviously." Joker replies, grinning a bit more at the sight of her. Batman would hate it if he roughed up his little pet and had a bit of fun with her...

(OOC: It's all good! I've always wanted a Catwoman to hit up Joker here.)

[catburglaring]

She'd heard rumor, often accompanied by the usual trauma that followed in his wake, of the Clown Prince lurking around this place. Actively seeking him out hadn't been on any recent agenda, to be perfectly honest. This was a purely coincidental, though, and his lamenting had perked her interest. While nothing entirely new, it was far more personal than Catwoman had ever heard.

Besides, currently, there was little else able to hold her attention.

❝Obviously,❞ she echoed, pearly whites briefly flashing with her lingering amusement.

[super_sane]

It would be mostly all she would be hearing from him in regard to his personal thoughts or his feelings on Batman--but hey, they could always talk about her.

Joker smooths back his hair and braces his elbows on his knees. "Obviously. Gotta say though, seeing you here is certainly making this easier."

[foundthescream]

"My dear killer," a purring voice comes from the doorway, where Jeannette slinks in. "You don't seem very much like yourself, poor dear. Maybe a little playtime could cheer you up? I'm sure one of us has a toy we can share." She smiles wickedly.

She's come to the conclusion that they're both just too dominant to play alone together, so of course the obvious solution is just to find someone to share!

[OOC if anyone wants to volunteer for that, it'd be awesome. If not, I can NPC some hot little thing Jeannette's gotten for herself at some point.]

[super_sane]

Joker looks in Jeannette's direction--a toy, hm~? "Well, color me curious~" He replies, feeling a slight bit of curiosity despite his current mood. He was always up for a mood change.

(OOC: NPC awaaaaaay~ \o/ )