Intro | No Event | Your choice of aphro

[pirateelvis]

It was definitely not the first time Maxi woke up in a strange room, in a strange bed. That didn't make the situation any less jarring, particularly when he was pretty sure he had no recollection of coming here

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[thenextbigwave]

Brawly had just been cleaning up when he heard someone yelling at the door. When he had awoken in the strange room, then alone, he had discovered himself that the door wouldn't open. There were a few good dents in the wall from where he had tried, though.

Barely pausing to rinse out his mouth from brushing his teeth, he moved into the room to see pretty much the strangest guy he'd ever seen...well, almost. Most people in his world dressed sanely, but there were some.

"It's not my door," the leader started, moving a bit closer. "How did you even get in here if it was locked?"

[pirateelvis]

"Beats the hell out of me," Maxi admitted. "Maybe I fell out of the ceiling or something."

He kept his eyes on the other man, just in case this was going to turn into a fight. His nunchaku were nowhere on him, unfortunately, but he didn't become the captain of a pirate vessel by being a slouch in a fight.

"If it's not your door, then whose door is it? And can you tell them to open it? I've kind of got places to go."

[misamisal]

Hearing the noise outside the bathroom, she peeked out at the new comer. When he turned around, her eyes widened slightly at how handsome he was, with such interesting hair. Of course, then, she heard his words.
Misa slaps her palm to her face for a moment before removing it, staring at him with a smile.
"Hi. You must be new here."
She was clad in a thin, rather see-through crimson nightie lined with black lace.

[pirateelvis]

New and very, very confused.

"Well, hello there," he said, taking a none-too-subtle look at the young woman who'd just come out of the bathroom. "I guess I am. Sorry about barging in like that. I was just trying to leave."

"Though I'm having a bit of an issue, you see."

[misamisal]

Smiling lightly, she turns around in the outfit. Why not? After all, he'd be seeing more soon if he wanted to get out of this room.
"Well, I hate to tell you this, but we're locked in here and there's only one way for the door to open."
Walking over to the bed, she sits near the edge, crossing her legs Indian style.
"See, this place is a Love Hotel in some crazy dimension. Aphrodisiacs are pumped into the air, food and water; people get locked in contraptions, outfits and rooms and the only way to rid themselves of those locks is to have sex with someone."
Her index finger taps her bottom lip lightly as she looks up, thinking.
"Then again, sometimes it's different. Sometimes a person just needs to come, sometimes both people, other times intercourse is needed and other times both or all parties need to be satisfied completely."
Turning her gaze back to him, she smiles shrugging.
"So, the only way out of here is if we have sex. Hope you like girls!"

[pirateelvis]

The explanation was a bit rushed and flew over his head a bit, but he picked up the important parts of it. To open the door, he had to have sex with this chick.

That was a lot better than some of the stupid things he'd had to do all in the pursuit of killing one big stupid golem.

"OK..." he said slowly. "So, if I fuck you, the door will open? That's new."

[aishiteru_aniki]

Suboshi heard a loud commotion from the other side of the bathroom door and he grew very very worried about what he was going to encounter. He almost considered just hiding out in the bathroom and hoping for the best but he knew that was cowardly and probably wouldn't solve any of his problems. With a sigh he wrapped the towel around his waist and opened the door.

Still quite wet from his shower the teen stared at the other man with a rather displeased expression. He was used to being on the other side of the coin..not so used to being the one whose room was entered by someone else. When the man spoke, Suboshi sighed and reached up to rub his head. Great..apparently a newcomer at that.

"It's not broken..You're just stuck." Suboshi growled a little and muttered a curse towards the hotel under his breath.

[pirateelvis]

"Pardon me for barging in on your bath, there, but what do you mean, I'm stuck?" Maxi asked, looking puzzled. Well, there was no arguing that the door was stuck, but he didn't feel especially stuck. All he had to do was get the door open, right?

"This your door? Open it for me, will you?"

[aishiteru_aniki]

Suboshi kept his distance. He didn't know what kind of person this man was and he was in no hurry to get attacked. He had been having enough of those kinds of encounters this week. This was going to be tough..Suboshi wasn't the best at explaining their predicament.

"It isn't my door. I just sleep here..usually. The door is locked by the hotel." He waved his hand to indicate the room they were in. "This is known as the Love hotel and there are certain steps you have to take before it is opened." He crossed his arms. He really hoped he wasn't going to have to go in great detail as to what those steps were.

[pirateelvis]

"Well, that's nice and vague, isn't it?"

Maxi snorted derisively, turning away from the door to look at his "host." He was pretty sure the kid wasn't going to turn bad and attack him half-naked like he was, but you could never be too careful. He scoped out a lamp that would make a nice weapon if need be.

"So, you're talkin' like a quest or something to open the door? Great. What, do we have to rearrange the furniture or make a human sacrifice?"

[crams_til_4am]

[ooc: I couldn't contain myself. >.> I thought Tsutomu should meet this guy. Men larger in size than Tsutomu is secretly a turn on for him.]

Tsutomu wasn't really all that surprised. Walking out of the bathroom from a shower to find a man in his room was a tradition for the hotel it seemed. Happened every single time he actually used the bathroom. Sometimes, he was even afraid to go, and ended up using a bathroom somewhere else. Of course, he was surprised about the fact that he was in the hotel's shower. He sworn he walked into his own apartment's bathroom

[pirateelvis]

"It won't open," Maxi said simply, kicking it again for good measure. "And there's nothing to unlock it, so you must have the key, right?"

He turned around, looking a bit irritated. "Let's just forgive my little trespassing incident and let me go on my way, shall we?"

[crams_til_4am]

"W-well I'm not keeping your hostage or anything, if thats what you're thinking!" He said a bit too immediately after the man was finished. After a sigh to calm him down, he walked over and tried to open the door himself. It's as if the doorknob is just for show, it did nothing but turn when he moved it.

"....Dammit. I don't even think these doors have keys."

[pirateelvis]

Maxi frowned as he watched the other man struggling with the door.

"Well, if you can't open it and I can't open it... how the hell are we supposed to get it open?" he asked, a bit impatiently. "No offense, but I've got places to be."

[hyruliandefense]

Link had had a pretty good day, having woken up in this place again, he was rather used to it by now and was pleased that his room had been left right where it was. He had trained today and gone inside for a good long soak. That session was he hardest he'd pushed himself in a while, his muscles still humming with the dull ache of exertion. He had been getting out and toweling his hair dry when he heard all that noise

IT'S THAT GUY!!!!

[pirateelvis]

Well, this guy was taking have a total stranger barge into his room right around bathtime pretty well. That was a plus. Maxi was hoping it wouldn't come down to a fight, especially as his nunchaku were gone.

"Love Hotel?" he repeated. "That's a cute name for a whorehouse. This some kind of magic whorehouse?"

IT IS!!!

[hyruliandefense]

He shrugged gently, a small smile on his face. "That's simply the name everyone calls it and yes..I suppose you could call it magic of some sort. It pulls people from their worlds and collects them here to..." He trailed off, getting a bit pink in the cheeks and glancing to Maxi. Hopefully the other wouldn't have to have it spelled out for him.

Tossing the towel into his hamper, he picked up a comb and a brush and settled on the edge of his plush green bed beginning to get his messy hair in order. "I'm Link...What's your name?"

CANON...MATE?

[pirateelvis]

"Maxi," he replied, watching Link still casually grooming himself like there wasn't a total stranger magically teleported into his room.

He turned around and tried the door again, feeling uncomfortably awkward about the whole situation. No use. He finally gave up, turning back to Link and crossing his arms.

"So it... is a whorehouse."