INTRO | NO EVENT | RISING APHRO

[multiplejamie]

Jamie had been out drinking like he did every so often. It was just a few drinks and he thought he was pretty steady when he was walking home. But he was still surprised by someone dragging him into an alley and knocking him out. When he came to he was in a very plush bedroom on a bed. He sat up and found his arms were pinned by a big red bow that

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[temporaltossed]

She was getting used to this place again. A good deal of the memories were returning, some certainly better than others and while she hadn't gone back to way things were the first time she'd been here, she at least had figured out the rules.

Which was why she was only partially surprised to walk in into one of the rooms she'd claimed as hers to find someone tied on her bed. But when she saw who it was..?

"Oh, Jesus, Madrox!" Covering her marked face, she quickly turned her back.

[ooc: Any requests? Anything off-limits?]

[multiplejamie]

"Rach?" Jamie recognises the voice and tries sitting up again. "Uh, no offence but what are you doing here? What am I doing here."

[ooc: I'm up for anyhing and nothing is off limits not with Jamie anyway!]

[temporaltossed]

"Um...." Her mind tried to find the words, any words that would offer an explanation. Because, seriously, how did she...

"If Mojo produced porn, it would be like this place. People randomly show up, get drugged, have sex, orgies ensue. There may or may not be cameras, I haven't bothered to find out."

Not that she'd been a part of any orgies (yet) but she'd heard more than enough through the walls. Still she kept her back steadfastly turned as she closed the door. No sense anyone else walking in on Jamie like this.

[multiplejamie]

"This sounds more up Shatterstar's alley than mine." Jamie grumbles. How is that he can never just go out for one ordinary drink?

"So are drugged now Rach? Can we just walk out of here?"

[green_all_over]

"Whoa!"

There hadn't been anyone on the bed when Victor went to shower. Of course, he's rather surprised to see Madrox all tied up on his bed. Just in shorts and a t-shirt, he took some time to appreciate the view before walking over.

"Well, I don't blame you. Not really a noir place. At least not here," he smiled, focusing on not looking anywhere but Jaime's face. "Never know what the other rooms might throw at us."

[multiplejamie]

"Happy Birthday,' James says dryly, "They were fresh out of cakes for me to pop out of."

He rolls his eyes, "But seriously, I think I'd give gone for a sparkly bow if I had planned this myself."

[multiplejamie]

"I'm not Toto," Jamie responds automatically, of course seizing on the irrelevant point of it all, looking for a tangent even if doesn't mean to. "I'm more like the scarecrow."

He twists so he can look up Rictor more easily. "....so why are in Pleasure Island? Do we get brought to Vegas or something"

[girlwhoknows]

Layla comes out of the adjoining bathroom when she hears the fuss. Of course, she'd been expecting Jamie. She'd been finishing off her makeup, and her hair's been straightened over her shoulders. She's dressed pretty nicely for once, in a long pale blue dress and bare feet. But when she comes out and sees him with the bow, she raises an eyebrow and smiles.

"Not very noir, but you're still monologuing?" She laughs. "It's about time you got here. This is called the Love Hotel. It's another dimension, pretty much constructed around people having sex. It's funner than it sounds."

[multiplejamie]

"So we're here to have sex?" Jamie says slowly. He finds the things that Layla says seem to make a bit more sense if he repeats them back at least three times. "And this necessitated me being tied up in a bow?"

[girlwhoknows]

"Well, I don't make the rules." Layla smiles and sits on the bed beside him. Her fingers trace over the bow while she looks for where it's tied. Very complicated knot - she can't quite find the end. "But yes, that's the idea." Her eyes raise slowly to his. "Unless you don't want to."

[multiplejamie]

"Not want to have sex," Jamie gives her an entirely incredulous look. The idea that he wouldn't want to have sex is a foreign concept to him. "The only way I wouldn't have wanted to have sex was if you had showed up as a kid," he said with his usual blunt honesty. He looked over at her sitting there in her blue dress, she did look very pretty. Not that she usually didn't of course.

[childofgrey]

Rachel Grey, dressed in her usual black and gold costume, feels completely out of place. She has no idea what this place is, how she got here, or what temporal loophole she stepped into to make this happen. It's certainly not the first time she's wound up in another dimension, but that doesn't make it more fun. A moment ago she'd been on a spaceship. Now, she's stuck in some random corridor, and every door she tries is locked.

She tries what must be the tenth one in a row, and to her shock, it actually opens. And she's instantly greeted by the site of Jamie Madrox, tied up in a bow, and telling her he doesn't feel very noir. And...he's not wearing anything else. She puts her mouth back together and swallows. Somehow her feet have wandered into the room and she's closed the door behind her.

"...Madrox? ...Um. Hi. .....Where are we?"

[multiplejamie]

'Hi Rach," Jamie greets her cheerfully. He's just glad it's someone he recognises that's come through the door and not some giant monster with six guns. "We're uh, in a room,' he says unhelpfully, "I didn't get the name of the place, I just kind of woke up hear minus one very good coat."

[childofgrey]

“And plus a really big bow tie?” Rachel stares at him, half tempted to laugh. This was crazy. She turns to try the door again, and to her own disbelief it appears to be locked now. Turning back to him, she looks around the room. It seems like a regular bedroom, if a little more opulent than she’s used to. Her eyes keep coming back to Jamie, though, and after a minute she goes to the bed.
“This is…” Her hand is halfway towards the bow before she realises what she’s doing and snaps it back. “Who…who is this for? Who were you waiting for?”

[multiplejamie]

"Who?" Jamie looks puzzled, no idea. "I got kidnapped from home and when I came too I was alone here until you walked in. It looks a bit like a playboy mansion room. Hey maybe we've brought for a party or something. We might get to appear on page 3 of paper."