Comments | the_love_hotel: PSEUDO - INTRO | CAPSLOCK SMUT | SCREAM 69

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PSEUDO - INTRO | CAPSLOCK SMUT | SCREAM 69 | BYOA

Apr 19, 2011 20:45

SO AXEL WAS WITH YOU, HIS CURRENT HONEY AND YOU WERE MAKING OUT WHEN THE PHONE RINGS. HE GOES TO ANSWER IT AND THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END WENT "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON/DAUGHTER/COUSIN/WHATEVER" AND SUDDENLY HE LOOKS REALLY SCARED BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID YOUR PARENT/COUSIN/WHATEVER WAS DEAD ( Read more... )

pairing: m/*, series: super robot wars

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OHHAI tsunempress April 20 2011, 01:22:13 UTC

"SHUT OFF THAT GODDAMN PHONE" SCREECHED AXEL'S CURRENT HONEY AKA LULU FUCKING VI BRITANNIA AS SHE ROLLED ACROSS THE SHEETS LIKE THE SEXY SLUT SHE WAS. SERIOUSLY, AXEL, YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DOG TO NAIL THIS. THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S GOING TO BEG FOR IT THOUGH, ROYALTY'S GOT TO HAVE SOME DIGNITY Y'SEE. SO SHE'S GOING TO LEER IRRITABLY AT HIM AND PRETEND NOT TO WANT HIS HARD THROBBING COCK SHOVED UP HER ASS BECAUSE DEM TSUNDERES, MAN, DEM TSUNDERES.

"GET BACK OVER HERE AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO ME" SHE ALL BUT DEMANDED, "OR I'LL FIND A BETTER USE FOR MY TIME."

LIKE MASTURBATING, BUT SHE WASN'T ABOUT TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

"LIKE MASTURBATING."

OR MAYBE SHE WAS. DEALWITHIT.GIF.

Oh god, why do you have to set the bar so high? sillyaxel April 20 2011, 01:35:46 UTC

"YEAH," AXEL SAID BACK WITH THE SEXIEST EYEBROW WIGGLE HE COULD MANAGE, "MASTURBATE WITH MY HANDS." YEAH HE REALLY DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH, BUT LIKE HELL IS HE GONNA SHOW WEAKNESS TO THIS SEXY BRITANNIAN SLUT, OR MORE THAN HE ALREADY HAS.

"SO ANYWAYS, BABY," AXEL SAID AS HE GOT ON THE BED NEXT TO HER AND THEN PULLED HER DOWN TO HIS MANLY LITTLE AXEL. IT COULDN'T SPIN BUT WHO CARES IT WAS BIG AND HARD WHICH WAS MORE THAN COULD BE SAID ABOUT THAT LAME SUZAKU.

SERIOUSLY, THAT GUY LET THE DEATH OF THAT PINK BITCH KEEP HIM FROM SHAGGING HER. WHAT A FEATHERWEIGHT.

"I'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU... WITH MY COCK, BABY." YEAH, SUCK ON THAT, LULU. AND WHILE YOU DO THAT, SUCK HIS DICK TOO.

PROBLEM? :3 tsunempress April 20 2011, 01:47:03 UTC

WOW THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE, BUT WHATEVER, LULU'S NOT ONE TO RUIN THE MOMENT. AT LEAST NOT ON PURPOSE, ANYWAY, THAT TIME WITH EUPHIE TURNING INTO THE TERMINATOR TOTALLY DIDN'T COUNT.

LULU JUST ROLLED HER EYES AT HIS PATHETIC MORTAL ATTEMPTS TO SEDUCE THE HOLY GRAIL THAT WAS HER PUSSY, EYING HIS MANLY LITTLE AXEL AND NEARLY BURSTING OUT INTO LAUGHTER. "AW, IT'S SO CUTE. I FEEL LIKE KNITTING IT A HAT."

SHE POKED IT WITH HER FINGER, GIGGLING WHILE LAPPING AT IT LIKE A SEXILICIOUS KITTEN. IT DIDN'T TASTE VERY MUCH LIKE MILK, HOWEVER, AND AS A RESULT LULU WAS DISAPPOINT.

"HOW'S THAT?" SHE ASKED, BENDING HER BODY TO SHOW OFF HER DELICIOUS ASSETS I AM TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT HER INEXPLICABLY MASSIVE BOOBS RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF DOSE BRIT TITTIES. "OR DOES MY HUMBLE SERVANT WANT MORE?"

NONE AT ALL DEUS sillyaxel April 20 2011, 02:00:00 UTC

DAMN, LOOK AT THOSE JUBBLIES. LULU PROBABLY HAD TO TORTURE THOSE CLAMP BITCHES TO GET THEM TO CHANGE HER DESIGN LIKE THAT. OR JUST SURGICALLY STEAL THEM FROM ALL THOSE GODANNAR HOS.

"OH BABY I'D HAIL THOSE BRITANNIAS ALL DAY EVERY DAY," AXEL SAID AS HE JAMMED HIS LITTLE AXEL IN BETWEEN THEM. AND THEN AXEL TOTALLY DISABLED THE LIMITER AND IT BECAME A BIG AXEL INSTEAD.

"AND A HAT WOULD BE NICE AND ALL, BITCH, BUT IT'D STILL GET DRAFTY. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE HAT YOU ALWAYS WEAR... DAMN I WANT TO USE THAT AS A CONDOM."

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