the midget interlude

May 28, 2005 23:22

Title: The Midget Interlude (to be read after part 4 of Permanent HappinessAuthor: ratherbrightred ( Read more... )

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ratherbrightred May 29 2005, 15:23:11 UTC
previous comments, including some great research re medieval languages, here:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/koh_slash_fic/19488.html

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doctorskuld May 29 2005, 23:12:00 UTC
I am so sad it had to be removed off the slash comm, but hey... ^_^ *grins*
I'm glad it has its own place now. :D

And is it just me...or does that holy cucumber appear to have legs?

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ratherbrightred May 30 2005, 02:15:18 UTC
I am so sad it had to be removed off the slash comm

I know, me too!! I thought it would be okay, not only because of Jean-Pierre, etc., but also because it's part of a larger story. Oh well.

The cucumber has legs AND a TAIL.

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doctorskuld May 30 2005, 02:31:12 UTC
So when Baldwin decides he wants to go back to using the cucumber, does it go legs/tail end first? Or head first? ^_^

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ratherbrightred May 30 2005, 02:40:10 UTC
Gosh, I don't know. If I were him, I'd go legs first, but who knows. I don't think he's going back, though.

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Ye gads! femmenerd July 30 2005, 00:38:21 UTC
Well, despite the fact that I don't know who the F these people are, I love it!

You are a comedienne, me lovely, and a wordsmith to boot.

So it was the het factor and not the midget that got this fic booted?

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Re: Ye gads! ratherbrightred July 30 2005, 00:52:46 UTC
Tiberias is god damn Jeremy f'ing Irons. Balian is Orlando Bloom. Baldwin has leprosy and is sort of special, but is also Edward Norton.

Het factor, exactly. Nobody better discriminate against the little people, or I get to kick some serious ass.

Hon, I'm honored you read this! The rest of the series is not this funny, but it has its moments.

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How have I NOT watched KoH? femmenerd July 30 2005, 01:01:09 UTC
I must. I must watch it.

I'm glad you're glad. I certainly enjoyed myself.

I hate all my fic right now except for the Spuffy short I wrote recently with blood play. bleh. eh.

Totally unrelated - I must say that the eggs one gets at the Farmer's market are infinitely superior to those for sale at New Leaf and Trader Joe's.

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Re: How have I NOT watched KoH? ratherbrightred July 30 2005, 01:07:22 UTC
Well, see, you probably hadn't watched it because you hadn't read my midget porn yet. And now, you're ready.

Time heals all fic. I love the very first thing I wrote, Harry/Draco/Voldemort, even more than I did when I first wrote and posted it.

Rock on with the farmer's market--I'm so bummed because my teaching schedule means I more or less miss it. :( Let's cook together soon, I eat like shit these days. I challenged myself and bought a jar of salad dressing and some salad greens. It will probably all rot.

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