Proper update? You've got the wrong girl.

[the_leechwife]

Here is some nonsense and tomfoolery that I took from other people's journals.

I found this on missjinny's journal, it gave me such a laugh! It comes up with things like "a wooden sign warns of absolutely fabulous" and "you hear the sound of corsets in the distance" *snort*

I died in the Dungeon of The Leechwife

I was killed in a gothic-arched corridor by

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[calmllama]

Dear Jenny,

I lurves you. You have a nice kind of insanity. You make me feel less broken.

You should form a band with me 'n' Ruby 'n' Vikki. Someday I will develope a less worrying obsession!

You + me = some kind of twisted genius. If I saw you now I'd squee uncontrolably.

I want to merge with you. I would build a statue of Naboo just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be 'Naboolio why did you have to go'.

We could invent sureal alternate universes under the stars.

Love,
Jonipony

(P.S. Cryogenics is the new grey.)

[the_leechwife]

Aw, babe.

I well want to be in a band, but I'm shit.

[wmt4]

Dear Jenny,

I miss you. You have a nice forehead. You make me scones.

You should visit. Someday I will visit you.

You + me = stoned adventures. If I saw you now I'd give you skirts.

I want to rub you. I would build a mechanical pie flinger just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be awful.

We could smoke a spliff in your back garden under the stars.

Love,
_vic_

(P.S. this was very difficult for my little brain.)

[the_leechwife]

I love your one!
I saw loads of snails in the garden the other day and thought of you.

[cbr_paul]

Dear Jenny,

I bumsex you. You have a nice bum. You make me bumsexual.

You should bumsexate. Someday I will bumsex.

You + me = bumsex. If I saw you now I'd bumsex it on down.

I want to bumsex you. I would build a bumsexswing just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be ♪bumsex♫.

We could bumsex under the stars.

Love,
Yarr!

(P.S. bum+sex=bumsex.)

[the_leechwife]

Paul, you are a god amongst men.

beat that :)

[wmt4]

I escaped from the Dungeon of The Leechwife!

I killed Purpleheather the gelatinous cube, Pontius the minotaur, Goddamndunce the arch-demon, Theacidfairy the floating eye, Tainted Halo the mind flayer, Lee C Rip the troll, Icklepurklegirl the leprechaun, Fpjudderlord the leprechaun, Pjwitch the mind flayer, Bolanboogie the giant spider, Gooth the zombie, Sykotic T the minotaur, Kebab Meister the mind flayer, Miss Dark the kobold, Shinji Star the troll, Psychodolly the fire elemental, Strange Fiddler the cockatrice, Motodraconis the leprechaun, Velvetfur the troll, Cbr Paul the owlbear, Wmt4 the arch-demon, Cryptoshaman the floating eye, Raziel The Cat the gelatinous cube, Burletta the kobold, Mechaninja the troll, Ume Chika the kobold, Calmllama the goblin and Snord Kranston the kobold.

I looted the Amulet of Gloom Cookie, a Figurine of Purplepooka, the Amulet of Autumnpsyche, the Wand of Freaks, the Sword of Sleep, a Figurine of Ticking Fool, the Shield of Firefly, the Armour of Morningstar Lj, the Axe of Lord Mortirion, the Armour of

Re: beat that :)

[the_leechwife]

Bitch!

I did beat that score in someone elses dungeon, but I forgot to get the code. Really, I did!

The Wand of freaks is a powerful weapon.

[motodraconis]

Dear Jenny,

I like you. You have a superb breasts. You make me grin.

You should write more surreal comedy. Someday I will do a faerie picture for you.

You + me = shy but cool. If I saw you now I'd hug you bashfully cos I don't know you very well.

I want to chill out with a bottle of fine booze with you. I would build a dalek cake just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be badly sung I'm afraid.

We could eat crisps and dip under the stars.

Love,
Moto
(P.S. Stuff and more stuff I'm sure, I can't think of anything clever to say here.)

As for the meme, er....I'm on a work frenzy at the moment so the only thing I'm listening to at the moment is Gilbert and Sullivan and Radio 4. (Grud how embarrassing.) I'm supposed to be listening to Amon Tobin, Kid Koala and Q-Bert, but I need mindless pap when I have to concentrate hard alas, so the Mikado it is.

[the_leechwife]

You rule my school and rock my socks!

Pirates of Penzance is my favorite...