"Ooooh, bacon sandwiches are yummy, but fattening! Are you worried about getting fat sometimes, Ron? I'm not! Someday I want to be really, really fat!"
She wriggled on the stool next to Ron and demanded a blue drink for herself. "So did you order one of those for me?!?" she squeaked before hugging Ron, soggy hair and all!
"Luna!" Ron said, hugging her back. "It's good to see you."
"No, I don't worry about getting fat." He frowned and patted his stomach. "Do I look like I'm getting fat? You, however, don't. You look great. Really, really great."
"Lemme see!" she said, pinching his tummy, but it was flat and there wasn't much to pinch at all. In fact, he looked sort of gaunt. She frowned at him a moment and poked his belly a few more times.
"What is going on here?" she asked, poking him a few more times between each word. "Are you not allowed to eat when you're in training? Oooooh... you must tell me all about it! Are they starving you? Who do I need to hex?"
Without waiting for an answer, she bounced again and hugged him tightly. "Eeeee it's been so long!!!!"
Ron giggled as Luna poked at him. "No-no one's… quit it!" he said playfully. "No one's starving me. No hexing needed." He thought of what he had done to Rita the night before and laughed harder.
He hugged her back, hard. She smelled fresh and pretty and Ron thought of Neville's plants and the way the conservatory smelled on a cool night when Neville and he would have their tea in there.
Brandishing her wand, Luna summoned their drinks to them, doing a surprisingly good job of not spilling anything, weaving the drinks past people until they came under the table to them.
She blushed brightly when she realized that was Ron in that memory. "Oh dear... you're right. That's not a very good secret at all, is it? Hmm..." she said, trying to think of a better secret.
"Thank you!' Ron held up his drink in a salute before taking a large, loud gulp of ale.
"Okay, well, not that we cleared that up," Ron said, blushing at the memory. "I…" Well, if there was anyone that wouldn't judge him, it was Luna. "I shagged my brother."
"You did? Which one?" She was pretty sure there wasn't any shagging between them going on when she was with them, although she would guess Charlie if she had to guess.
"I don't have any siblings... but I did shag Hagrid!"
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She wriggled on the stool next to Ron and demanded a blue drink for herself. "So did you order one of those for me?!?" she squeaked before hugging Ron, soggy hair and all!
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"No, I don't worry about getting fat." He frowned and patted his stomach. "Do I look like I'm getting fat? You, however, don't. You look great. Really, really great."
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"What is going on here?" she asked, poking him a few more times between each word. "Are you not allowed to eat when you're in training? Oooooh... you must tell me all about it! Are they starving you? Who do I need to hex?"
Without waiting for an answer, she bounced again and hugged him tightly. "Eeeee it's been so long!!!!"
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He hugged her back, hard. She smelled fresh and pretty and Ron thought of Neville's plants and the way the conservatory smelled on a cool night when Neville and he would have their tea in there.
"It has been," he said. "I missed you."
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She blushed brightly when she realized that was Ron in that memory. "Oh dear... you're right. That's not a very good secret at all, is it? Hmm..." she said, trying to think of a better secret.
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"Okay, well, not that we cleared that up," Ron said, blushing at the memory. "I…" Well, if there was anyone that wouldn't judge him, it was Luna. "I shagged my brother."
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"I don't have any siblings... but I did shag Hagrid!"
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This was so much fun he forgot to watch the stairs for Neville.
"Hagrid? While we were at school?" Ron made a face. "Really? He's so big! I mean, er, giant wise big not that sort of big!"
Ron looked around again and revlead another secret. "I shagged McGonagall."
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