Comments | the_julie: Balls to the Wal-Mart

the_julie

Balls to the Wal-Mart

Aug 19, 2007 22:42

It all started with my futon mattress. Steven didn't like sleeping on it since it hurt his back...I wasn't too crazy about it, either. He found a bed for me on craigslist.com and even offered to go halvsies with me on it. We picked up the bed Tuesday night from a nice French guy who lives around the corner from me ( Read more... )

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leem0r August 20 2007, 11:23:12 UTC

well that all sucks!! I hope things get better soon.

the_julie August 20 2007, 23:25:56 UTC

Thanks...I'm feeling better already.

leem0r August 30 2007, 18:12:33 UTC

hugs

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Re: Holy crap! the_julie August 20 2007, 23:27:15 UTC

Well, I would have, but I was trapped in the backseat of the wrecker-driver's truck, so I couldn't get out to slap her.
And no nightmares, yet. But I do keep having flash backs to the impact.

Re: Holy crap! anonymous August 30 2007, 18:13:30 UTC

hugs

cheops August 20 2007, 17:20:49 UTC

On the bright side, if she does hire a lawyer to go after Steven, it'll probably be Jim Adler, the TOUGH SMART lawyer, who is so tough and smart he has not been licensed by the bar. Plus he is obviously on cocaine and suffering from radiation poisoning in all of his commercials.

"DO YEW HAVE MONEY COMIN' YER WAY FROM SOME IRRESPONSIBLE HOODLUM WHO STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT AND BRAZENLY ALLOWED YOU TO PLOW INTO THEIR CAR DOING 90 WHILE YOU WERE RELOADING YOUR SUBMACHINE GUN AND ATTEMPTING TO KEEP YOUR PIT BULL 'LEEROY' FROM PISSIN' ALL OVER YOUR CRYSTAL METH?!?!?! I'M JIM ADLER, THE TOUGH SMART LAWYER, AND I'LL MAKE THOSE FUCKERS PAY!!!! *SNRRRRK* WHOOF! LITTLE BLOOD IN MY SEPTUM, NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT!!! CALL 1-800-SAK-SLAP RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT OR I'LL CLUB THIS BABY SEAL!!!!!!"

So I wouldn't be too worried.

cheops August 30 2007, 18:14:21 UTC

hugs

cpt_redbeard August 20 2007, 23:06:37 UTC

Don't forget her "Love Me" Shirt with rhinestones and and a thong sticking out of her ass.

the_julie August 20 2007, 23:25:17 UTC

Well, I put in the part about the "love me" shirt...

cpt_redbeard August 30 2007, 18:15:16 UTC

hugs

cpt_redbeard August 20 2007, 23:31:24 UTC

Also at this moment I have to go BACK again to Planet ford to fix what they didnt, a piece of fallen insulation in the car door blocking my stereo, a window button that only allows the passenger window to go down but not up and the even bigger gash in my dash....please compare to the one in the above pic its worse AFTER i took it in. The guy tried to tell me that its not part of the break in damage and that "these trucks do that it has 86k miles on it" Who gives a fuck it doesnt matter its only 4 years old and its the damage that the douche bag that stole my stereo did to it! Im calling state farm tommorrow.

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the_julie August 20 2007, 23:33:05 UTC

Oh my god!

cpt_redbeard August 30 2007, 18:16:14 UTC

hugs