Let's bitch some more...

[the_julie]

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?Okay, I have some SERIOUS issues with this song, its writers, and the sluts who recorded it

Comments

[insolent_pool]

"Don't you wish your girlfriend had a strong grasp of the English language like me?"

I.. don't think that would fit with the iambic pentameter of the 'song'.
(I of course use the term song loosely)

[the_julie]

Oh, I'll make it fit.

Also, I never said it had to be the same melody and rhythm.

[insolent_pool]

I would prefer something along the lines of:
"Don't you think your girlfriend would just shoot me"
et cetera.

[absinthe_social]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, see, this song really dehumanizes women. Instead of having substance, they're focused on superficial qualities that may (or may not!) be desirable. I wish boys would complement us on the more meaningful qualities more often. I mean, COME ON, we know we're foxy. Oh, that was the thing that really bothered me about the X-Men movie. The "bad" mutants were distinguished by their overt sexuality. So, sexual = bad? Looks like it. But Logan, a "good" mutant, was running around shirtless and all up on Jean Grey. Hmf. So for guys, sexual = good. WELL SCREW YOU, POPULAR AMERICAN CINEMA.

[absinthe_social]

**The "bad" FEMALE mutants were distinguished...

[the_julie]

YEAH! (Is it Grey or Gray?)

And screw you for seeing it without me!

[absinthe_social]

waaaaa it was only, like, 10% voluntary. i had three people urging me to go. plus i wasn't working that day...

haha, and i was wondering whether it was gray or grey. *shrug* the world may never know...

[erikalberk]

Jean Grey, Oh yes, AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW.
I agree with the whole 'song' complaint. Don't cha think this song is total crap?!

[the_julie]

AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW what? I haven't seen the movie yet.

It's totally total crap!

[erikalberk]

I was just saying the world will know how her name is spelled. But in true Newsies fasion. AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW, AND THE JOY-nal (journal) too!

[the_julie]

Oh I see.

And I think you mean 'fashion.'

[lllano]

i think that since you enjoyed breaking this song down for dehumanizing women, i will supply you with the link to this song, a much more recent single from The Pussycat Dolls.

Beep. http://top-lyrics.elizov.com/lyrics/PussyCat_Dolls_-_Beep.html

each ... represents a beep sound effect like they're being censored.

they put the ASS in Classy.

[the_julie]

So...are they actually being censored? Or are they just trying to make cursing cool again?