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[the_it_boi]

I have returned from the beyond! Rejoice!

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Pucey

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[freakedwithjet]

Ady where the hell have you been hiding?

I had to quit smoking without you around to buy me fags, you arse.

~Pansy

Private to my one and only true love, Pansy

[the_it_boi]

Pans! How I missed you, you have no idea. I've been hiding amongst the heathens, with tribal paint and everything. Muggles, my dear, Muggles. I had quite the good ol' time, but now I'm back.

Oh, the horrors, I simply must by you some more now. Actually I have a full carton at my home right now, would you like to meet somewhere? I'll give you half of them, just because I love you so.
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Adrian

Private to the one with the cheek to leave me behind

[freakedwithjet]

Ha, I'm quite the dab hand at Muggles now myself - I'm living in a Muggle building now. No tribal paint though. I still have standards.

Fabulous, I do miss it so. And but of course - where shall we go? What shall we do?

~Pansy

Private to Pans

[the_it_boi]

You are? That's amazing! Where at?

And didn't you know tribal paint is so in now?

We shall go to the moon and see the stars! Really, I have no idea. A club?
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Adrian

Private to Pucey

[inner_human]

Adrian?

And are you coming from the same hole Marcus Flint crawled out of?

If so, I'm going to have to ask you both to go back. Especially if you're encouraging Pansy to smoke... I have to kiss that mouth

-P Derrick

Private to Derrick

[the_it_boi]

'Tis me! And is this Perry?

I certainly hope not. My hole was lush and filled with expensive fabrics, where I rather imagine his was a dripping cave.
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Adrian

Private to Pucey

[inner_human]

Indeed.

Well, I can't argue.

So where was this stylish hole of yours?

-PD

Private to Derrick

[the_it_boi]

Oh, I have a lovely little flat in Kensington. It was a great find, and I'm rather proud of it.

What about you? Did you go back home?
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Adrian

Private to Adrian Pucey

[mroliverwood]

Welcome back. They are having a Hogwarts Alumni game, and I've chosen you to be a Chaser. Feel honored. Practice is tomorrow at 5pm, Puddlemere United's pitch. The game is on Sunday.

Oliver Wood

Private to Oliver Wood

[the_it_boi]

I.. well... alright.

Private to Mr Pucey

[subtle_simmer]

I do not 'rejoice' anything, Mr Pucey.

Nonetheless, it is never unpleasant to see my former students have 'returned' from whatever various and sundry locations to which they had vanished.

Welcome back.

Professor Snape

Private to Snape

[the_it_boi]

Hello there, Professor!

And thank you.
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Pucey

Private to Pucey

[morsus_et_mors]

Oh what a nice day it is to have both you and Flint come back. The little cowards? Probably.

What have you been up to, funny boy? Been doing much of fashion? Flashing yourself here and there? Getting all the whores both man and not?

Montague Morsus

Private to Morsus

[the_it_boi]

I'm not a coward, I just value my skin too much.

Yes to the fashion, as always. But my life has been relatively quiet... This is why I've returned. I was so bored, you have no idea.

I've met a few whores, but haven't 'got' them as you say.
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Pucey

Private to Pucey

[morsus_et_mors]

Ah yes, I forgot there was a difference between those two.

Quiet, oh but no, I don't believe you! You must be joking. How could you go without entertainment for such a long time, dearest?

Losing your grip?

Montague

Private to Morsus

[the_it_boi]

There certainly is a difference, love. Glad you've recognized it. I'd never want to be thought of as a coward! How horrifying.

Well, I'll admit to a few parties here and there. Some traveling to France. Some scouting for sneakers (now that was different). I met some interesting characters, but there's nothing like home. I'm glad to be back.

I'm not into paying for my love, thank you very much.
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Pucey