[1] three, two, one -- let's jam.

[the_ironman]

[He looks a little tired.

...okay, he looks really tired, but despite that, he's still wearing a crisp, clean suit. He's been moving stuff around in the infirmary to help the staff -- mostly using his mad Tetris skills so the doctors and patients don't have to. Did you need a chair moved? Tony silently plucked it out of your hands and put it where

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Voice

[hopeless_hacker]

Welcome to the Barge, Mr. Stark. You'll find that Inmate-Warden assignments are generally made on the fifteenth and thirtieth of the month.

...

You may also get some remarks from people saying you've been here before, which you have, or at least an interation of you from a different universe has. If you have been here before then either you'll remember eventually, or you never will. It's not something you can influence, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Video

[the_ironman]

[TONY WANTS YOU TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYE, TOSHIKO.]

Hi. Hello. Great. May I ask your name? [YOUR VOICE IS LOVELY.]

[In an attempt not to be totally freaked out at the idea of having been here before:] Did I do all right? ...or am I going to receive an angry mob's response for some inadvertent misbehavior? Which really, by the way, would simply be an unfortunate misunderstanding that I'll be able to explain away, given a shot at an open forum.

Did I have an inmate? Amnesia in the teacher doesn't strike me as the most conducive way to ensure someone's redemption.

vooooice

[hopeless_hacker]

Toshiko Sato.

I was actually absent from the Barge for a few months last year; I left before you did, so if any angry mobs formed then it must have been while I was gone.

Your inmate's name was Bela Talbot. She's no longer on the Barge.

video!!!

[the_ironman]

Toshiko, the pleasure's all mine.

Ah, I see. That's too bad -- I always like to be amply prepared for lectures and the like.

Bela Talbot. Do you have any of her past correspondences on file?

[rayney_day]

Great...

[the_ironman]

It is, isn't it?

[rayney_day]

No...

[the_ironman]

Yes is the answer you're looking for. Don't deny your feelings for me.

voice

[lifeafterhope]

Why so sure everyone's heard of you?

video

[the_ironman]

Recognition is something I've become accustomed to for the majority of my life. [HEY PRETTY LADY.]

voice

[lifeafterhope]

Really. Why is that? [DANGER WILL ROBINSON.]

video

[the_ironman]

[HEY PRETTY LADY. HEY. HEY HEY.]

Where are you from, sweetie? You've never heard of Stark Industries?

[t_x_unit]

Please restate your last question.

voice? video? SEXY LADIES MUST BE SEEN.

[the_ironman]

I'd like to know who my new lil' buddy is going to be.

NOTHING. >:| Robot lady needs LOGICAL REASON to indulge in your foolish aesthetically-pleasing ways!

[t_x_unit]

Your assignment will be processed at a later time.

voice

[the_ironman]

Tch. Vague.

[breakmychest]

...suddenly feeling a bit more wayward. Where'd you get the Henri IV? That stuff costs as much as a small country.

[the_ironman]

I may be in possession of several small countries, my good man. You're more than welcomed to have a drink with me if you can trade the drink for pertinent information about this lovely little space yacht.

[breakmychest]

[Great, a hobnobby upperclass git, from the sounds of it. But... really fancy booze. Spike's interested enough to play along for now.]

What do you want to know?

This icon is a joke, okay, seriously. I'll acquire more icons tonight...

[the_ironman]

[Tony believes he can buy friendship, okay, and usually it works because his two best friends are also paid employees. ]< ...]

How deadly is this place, on a scale of one to ten? Does it require that I carry around some cumbersome weapon for self-defense?