[ Public ] MAAAAKE WAAAAAAY! FOR PRINCE ALIIII!

[the_h_cat]

Ah, don't you all just love the internet? It allows me to make a post asking what the fuck?

I was only gone for a month or so, and the entire town goes to hell? What's with you all letting this H1N1 kick your asses? Don't worry, I'll go be awesome again and make a cure for it. Hell, I might scale Mount Everest while I'm at it! But of course, after I

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[sparkles_nshine]

Heidi, you're a fucking retard.

& I missed you, honbun. ♥

[the_h_cat]

D'aw... Being a retard is how I have fun~!

Missed your sexy face too.

[sparkles_nshine]

I know, I know.

Who wouldn't? Let's be real! Serious though, school was a fucking drag without you.. I know it was only a month, but still.

[the_h_cat]

Sigheth. I bet it sucked ass. Don't fret though, I've returned to bring joy back to the citizens of our little mountain town. I'm like... like... Snow White-NO! PETER PAN!!! Wheeeeeeeeeee...

[mdmpresident]

Welcome back.

So glad I'm not the jealous type.

Sounds like you're all caught up on all the happenings. How was your trip?

And for the record, it's not kicking our asses...

[the_h_cat]

I'm glad you're not the jealous type too lul. But I weel steal ur wiminz

Meh, it was a trip. There was a beginning and a middle, but my favorite part was the end. I would've rather been here.

-sigh- Oh my dear, there's no shame in being bested by something microscopic! Okay, so there's a little shame. But phear not! I will bring an end to it! -cape and wind for added awesomeness-

Did I have too much soda today?

[mdmpresident]

Nah, I totally trust my girl and my friend. I'd like to see you try.

We would have rather had you here too. Glad it's over and you're back. Though it might have saved you from the H1N1 so you can kick it's butt for us.

I acquired it quite honorably, caring for my girl. I'm a hero! I should get a purple heart and all! ;-) Though if you can defeat it, you'll get a Medal of Honor, I'm sure. Eventually, when I can see to it, anyway. I might even make sure you become Surgeon General.

As compared to any other day?

[the_h_cat]

Ooh, I get all tingly when you take control like that.

Ah, yes, perhaps this was all a part of the grand scheme in which I kick H1N1's ass...

Aw, you're such a sweetie. : 3 I'm sure Beb's will repay you somehow... O bby o bby.

[hadmeattaco]

I'm not letting no pig kick my ass!

... Psst did you always used to be this strange?

[the_h_cat]

THAT'S THE SPIRIT! GO, GO, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Uh... I'm gonna' say... Yes? Is that a trick question? Wait ask it again. :/

[hadmeattaco]

Were you ALWAYS this strange?

Haha, I like you. You have a sense of humour.

[the_h_cat]

Whoa, different emphasis on different word confuses Heidi. I'm gonna' stick with 'Yes', final answer.

Thank yah! You're not so bad yourself~ : 3

[shekormick]

Oink oink, slut.

What's up?

[the_h_cat]

-Gaspeth!- A pig just called me a slut! X P

Not much; considering ditching the Turners, saving the world one epidemic at a time, the usual. ¿Y tú?

[shekormick]

As if you mind, slut.

Really? Ditchin' the Turners? That's shitty. Your mom makes a good sammich at sleepovers and shit.. she knows just how to spread that mustard..

and she's hot.

[the_h_cat]

Dude, that's not right. Please don't make me look at Mom that way. Though those sandwiches are damn good. (Minus the mustard, ew)