fic: lap dance. minus the dance.

[tarattack]

Michael flipped the phone around in his hand, deciding whether or not to call him.  The truth of the matter was, Michael was terribly bored.  He was sitting in his house all alone, trying to come up with something to do.  Ever since he and Stacey split (it was amicable, they decided it was better this way), he had more free time on his hand than he

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[micheleeeex]

that was adorable and the end<33333333333

lmao @ the Mortimer Ichabod Marker reference. neaaal ahahaahaha

[tarattack]

thank you!!

i know! i love me some sleepy neal that wants a mortimer ichabod marker.
adorable.

[celtic_fish]

This was so so CUTE, sweetie!!! :) Loved it - particularly sleeping Neal being all cranky, and then crashing out, and then mumbling about his Mortimer Ichabod Marker. I bet he was one of those kids who drew all over his arms when he was little, too. *LOL*

[tarattack]

thank you!!!
i want to snuggle sleepy!neal.
true story.

and yes, he probably did and that's why his parents weren't surprised by the tattoos. XDD

[flikfab]

So cute. I loved how the shits kept increasing, made me laugh.
I have no clue what a Mortimer Ichabod Marker is, i googled and it has a myspace which is quite random.
Ichabod makes me think of Johnny Depp so no harm there.
Sneaky Dave is great though!

[matertenebrarum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWg0U3fi7sE

!!!!!!!

Thank you

[flikfab]

So it is a special marker pen with a picture on it - childhood memories for you guys though. I see
This is the kind of stuff we got jammed into our programmes about drawing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdAeDEHEneA

This is Morph

[tarattack]

i was so going to do that!
wooooooooo!

[matertenebrarum]

omfg.

flail.

so, as you know. i had to message you halfway through this because THE GRINNING ON MY FACE WAS RIDICULOUS and i needed to vent my giddiness.

YOU, my friend. YOU... make me happy.

“Okay, so we ordered pizza. Hawaiian. I know you don’t like it. Suck it up,” ...

^^^ omg i totally snorted outloud. and also, EFF YOU FAKE!MIKE, cause hawaiian pizza is the shit

Michael bent over and snatched the pillow off the ground and threw it down to where he would be sitting and quickly descended onto it, sitting next to David’s legs and his back up against the front of the couch’s armrest.

^^^ aww, even picture him like sitting next to dave's legs makes me squee, hahah

Above him he heard David not be able to contain himself any longer and he let out a snort,

^^^ i snorted. hahahah

“Damn, son. He told you.”

^^^ I LOLED

Before Michael could even protest, David perched himself on Michael’s knees.

^^^ picturing this in my head is cracking me the eff up. i picture him perched like a cat. hahah

“But I wanna Mortimer

[tarattack]

*gears up for your comment*
*cracks knuckles*
let's do this.

I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT.

Mike is extra crazy for not liking hawaiian pizza. silly aussie.

I KNOW RIGHT. him just sitting all indian-style on the floor. :3

david is bad at containing laughter. as we all know.

andy's a straight up thug.

haha! in my mind, he sat on the very edge of Michael's knees, hence the perching.

i think they did to. but i told you i would throw that in there.

sneaky dave is undeniable. trufax.

they did indeed.

AGAIN, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. XDDDDDDDD

yea, you've been butt raped like mike... i mean, whut?

[xwhatxitxisxhox]

awwwww this was cute. <3

[tarattack]

thank you!!