I'm spoiled...

[the_epic]

With such great women like my mom and grandma in my life, I'll never find a woman who matches their power, grace, wisdom and overall awesomeness. Or if I do, I'll have to marry her right away, no questions asked.
So if you know anyone like this, tell them to find a bouquet and look me up.

Comments

[gaelic_flame]

I'm sure most of the body of head-shrinkers out there would love to talk to you in-depth about this very subject. Probably something to do with a low-grade Oedipus complex.

Unless, of course, you've murdered your father. That would change things entirely.