I think they might be colon-friendly?

[the_deep_magic]

So I've had really good luck with bosses in my... let's be overly generous and call it a "career."  Even at the soul-sucking law firm job, my boss left me alone to do my work and wished me well when I quit.  Anyway, luckily enough, this trend has continued at the tutoring center, and the woman who oversees all the humanities tutoring (including

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[fatty_fat]

this. is.

the best story.

i am not even being sarcastic. that was amazing. i am almost crying here. how did you all hold it together? i would've had to think of like, the most awful tragic thing that could ever happen to make sure i didn't start laughing.

p. sure napkins are vegan, unless there are industry secrets i'm unaware of.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BITE YOU TOOK? i need this info. badly.

[the_deep_magic]

I very discreetly spit it out. Into the napkin. FROM WHENCE IT CAME.

[chibinecco]

Holy crap XD I am in tears XD Dear god, my boss is looking at me like I'm insane XD I love your wacky little stories XD so much XD

And unless I'm mistaken, phyllo is vegan (If using a traditional recipe, some call for egg brushing) but cressent is REALLY not.

Strange but true: Oreos are vegan.

[the_deep_magic]

Homedude seemed to think the Pillsbury crescent dough was, but I tend to think you're right. Doesn't really surprise me about the Oreos, though -- I'm not sure anything in there was ever animal OR plant.