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[the_dark_snack]

Had a dream last night that I went to IHOP & ordered a Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity breakfast. However when it came out, there was biscuits & gravy instead of eggs and the pancakes were covered in a heap of bacon. This obviously means that bacon is a fruit and not a vegetable as previously theorized

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[popfiend]

Actually I think it means your server sucked.

But bacon is a good idea.

[rheyamorgaine]

Into every life, a little bacon should fall.

[shake_the_stars]

Mmm, extra bacon!

Also: Bacon hats do not melt, and they smell delicious. Not that I think you need the grammar help, but that's what the mention of bacon-as-fruit brought immediately to mind.