Sometimes I Flap My Arms Like a Hummingbird... Just to Remind Myself I'll Never Fly...

[the_crowchan]

(Props to benchilada for the music, by the way.)

I ATEN'T DEAD. Well

Comments

[suicide_sam_e]

So you live.

Rum on an empty stomach hits hard. Like the time I fell on a car from the balcony.

(There are mountains in Ecuador on the Equator, BTW)

[the_crowchan]

I live.

And I'd never survive in the jungles of the Sud America. Who do I look like, Doctor Curare?

[canopy_maestro]

Curare is a punkass poser bitch. He's only been to South America in my mind. HA! And the mountains in Ecuador can make the Equator fuckin' cold. But the jungles can be indeed sweltering.

[benchilada]

SUMMATION OF RESPONSE THOUGHTS:

Booze is good. Have some more.

Boys are dumb. Girls too.

We used to live under a friend who SCREAMED LIKE A FUCKING DEMON when she came. It was insane.

Want to see more drawings, especially naked dude ones.

GET TO WORK.

[the_crowchan]

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO AVOID A HANGOVER.

(Boys are dumb. Girls are crazy. So -- screw this noise. Species can go perpetuate ITSELF. I want no part of it.)

And how'm I suppose to draw naked dudes with Sharon in my brain?

[patient_0]

I wanna see some of these naked d00d$.
Any Spartans in the mix?

[erick_diaz]

this all sounds disturbingly like real life. I'm so sorry to hear that.

It's good to see you can still throw together a good little story.

Graduate school? Man, that's something for my thirties, heh. After all the overly enthusiastic sexual escapades. (might I add that I find it rather silly to make anything more audible than a grunt whilst bumping uglies, anything more and you're just showing off.)

[erick_diaz]

oh, and lay off the sauce. I think it's probably safe to trust me on that, not sure.

[bocabuzznutt]

liz i miss you. i didnt even realize you left florida. do you remember the good old days of high school and watching invisible squirrels sneak around campus during "religion" class?