Facebook Statuses I'd Never Post

[the_coloratura]

Christine is constipated
Christine thinks you are all idiots
Christine wants to bang her head against the wall

*grin*

Feel free to add to the list.

In other news, I have been reading this comic lately and found this strip particularly entertaining: http://www.

Comments

[dippyshtick]

Reg considers quitting her job all the time
Reg thinks your babies are ugly
Reg hates babies
Reg prefers dogs over babies.
Reg is having a dirty thought. Right now.

grin :D

[the_coloratura]

Heehee, ditto on the 2nd thing. It annoys the hell outta me when ugly people reproduce. But mostly I'm just jealous of their happiness.

[dippyshtick]

Your frankness makes me feel both refreshed and nostalgic. /hugs

[amethyst_85]

I was going to say something, but then I realized everyone can read this. LOL.

[amethyst_85]

Giscelle thinks the post should hurry sending the card to Chris.

Let me know when you've got it and what you think... :D

[the_coloratura]

No card yet!

[amethyst_85]

Hrmm..Not called snail mail for nothing!

[megnuts]

Hahaha! this is so funny

Meg wants to remove a lot of you from my friends list.

[the_coloratura]

LOL