Comments | the_christman: hawt dayum

the_christman

hawt dayum

Feb 01, 2006 20:40

Comments 14

qsr February 2 2006, 03:46:30 UTC

i want pizza. :( actually we got sweet vegan food here that was cheap as hell. so i guess i'm okay!

i also turned goth. can i have makeup tips?

the_christman February 3 2006, 00:19:26 UTC

the goth makeup 10 commandments:

the color black is the lord thy god. you shalt not have any other tints, shades or hues before it.

thou shalt not take the name of marilyn manson in vain

thou shalt not have any false idols such as yellow, green, or, the most unholy, PINK!

remember the liquid eyeliner, and keep it holy

honour thine makeup supplier (hot topic, goodgoth.com etc.) and thine makeup brands (morbid, bloody mary etc.)

thou shalt not forget to apply liberal amounts of white face powder

thou shalt not commit posership (pink lipstick, green eyeshadow, etc)

thou shalt not steal other peoples makeup patterns, styles, etc. be creative, or otherwise everyone would look like the crow

thou shalt not forget the hair! synthetic dreadlocks, stick straight, black and greasy etc.

thou shalt not covet zelda's impeccable ability to apply and wear makeup like a goth pro.

just follow those and you should be fine. we should totally have a goth day and take pictures for myspace.

qsr February 2 2006, 03:47:02 UTC

p.s. - SOLID ICON.

peaceofpie February 2 2006, 04:17:59 UTC

...you cut your hair off??

the_christman February 2 2006, 04:23:10 UTC

oh no! thats from the good old days of freshman year. my dreads are still firmly attached.

littlehumanbean February 2 2006, 16:59:29 UTC

job?

the_christman February 2 2006, 23:59:29 UTC

job indeed my friend. 6.50 an hour for about 2 hours of work a day. well, for the time being, the time could change. i so far have made 24 dollars. i rock. tis at my mothers job so i just go with her, life is so simple.

slashcrashburn February 2 2006, 17:24:18 UTC

you look like a sad clown.

the_christman February 3 2006, 00:00:59 UTC

sad? damn. i was going for "i hate the world and the people in it"

the funny thing is, if i didnt have those paint drips down my face, i would look quite pretty.

slashcrashburn February 3 2006, 01:27:53 UTC

you are quite pretty.

the_christman February 4 2006, 03:53:46 UTC

why thank you dahling. as are you. or should i say gorgeous?