FIRST CAP STORY LULZ

[jerbsinator]

OK, FIRST POST ON LIVE JOURNAL EVER. OF COURSE I WOULD BE TOTALLY RETARDED BUT HEY, I AM THE MASTER OF RETARDATION SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE'S SOME WEIRD SHIT.

Comments

[notacrnflkgirl]

SHIT, SON, YOUR TEXT NEEDS TO BE NOT LOSERCASE, TOO.

AND NOW I WILL ACTUALLY READ YOUR POST.

[eleraama]

PENANCE!!

FOR WILLFUL USE OF UNHOLY LOSERCASE, I SENTENCE YOU TO 'SHOP:

MULDER, SCULLY, KRYCEK AND SKINNER ONTO THE HEADS OF CHRISTINA AGUILARA, P!NK, MYA AND LIL' KIM FROM "LADY MARMALADE" (IN ANY ARRANGEMENT YOU CHOOSE).

[notacrnflkgirl]

WRONG. AND DON'T DELETE YO INCRIMINATING COMMENTS.

[senob_bones]

OMG JERBS <3
I LOVE THIS HAHHAHAHAHA

[_amblingmadly]

WILL I EVER STOP LAUGHING!

[eleraama]

PLZ TO BE PUTTING MASSIVE IMAGES UNDER A CUT, THX.

(SYNTAX IS < LJ-CUT TEXT="YOUR TEXT HERE OMGZ" > BUT WITHOUT THE SPACES BETWEEN THE WORDS AND THE POINTIES)

OTHERWISE: PANTIES OF GREASE = WINx1000
ALSO: NEKKID!SKINNER?! WHERE?!

WELCOME TO THE_CAPS_FILES. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU MORE. NOT THAT WE ARE LIKE A CULT OR ANYTHING.... :-E

ETA: OMGZ, LJ, IS THE < CODE > TAG SO HARD?

[jerbsinator]

ya, I don't know how to make it so that just my post shows on the front page without the pics. Please explain that to me XD

[eleraama]

SAMPLE:

OMGZ YOU GUYZ, PICZ!!
(MAYBE PUT ONE ABOVE THE CUT)

[jerbsinator]

VICTORY IS MINE!!!

[a_is4addiction]

HI JERBS IT'S LILX

PANTIES OF FLEECE WTF LOLOL

[inlaterdays]

WAIT YOU'RE LILXGIRL?

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT AHAHAHAH

HI

[a_is4addiction]

I KEEP MY TRUE IDENTITY A SECRET UNTIL NOW. YES, IT IS I! MUAHAHAHAHA

HI THERE :D