PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THE SCIENTIFIC NATURE OF ORANGE MILK

[notacrnflkgirl]

THIS IS IMPORTANT, SO PAY ATTENTION.

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[daffodelias]

MAYBE IT IS DAIRY FREE ORANGE JUICE DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!

[notacrnflkgirl]

THEN WHY WOULD IT SAY ~DAIRY~ IN BIG LETTERS? DID YOU THINK OF THAT?

[daffodelias]

CUZ WE CAN'T SEE THE "FREEEEEEE"

THAT'S MY LOGIC ANYWAY

[inlaterdays]

ICON TWINSSS

[flashikins]

I THINK MULDER SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN OUT HIS FRIDGE A LITTLE MORE OFTEN.

[notacrnflkgirl]

IA. G-MEN CANNOT LIVE ON EXPIRED ORANGE MILK ALONE.

[flashikins]

THERE'S SOME KIND OF GREEN SUBSTANCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORIGIN LINGERING IN THE CRISPER THERE.

[notacrnflkgirl]

I THINK THAT IS JUST AN OLD HEAD OF LETTUCE.

[inlaterdays]

IT'S AN X-FILE!

[notacrnflkgirl]

LOL SRSLY

[alathia]

MY GOOGLE-FU SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS ACTUALLY A DRINK CALLED "DAIRY ORANGE DRINK".

FRED KYLE DAIRY ORANGE DRINK

[notacrnflkgirl]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

IT CONTAINS NO DAIRY!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[notacrnflkgirl]

I NEED TO ACQUIRE AND STUDY THIS FOR MYSELF.

OMG

[alathia]

I KNOW I'M TEMPTED TO TRY TO FIND SOME MYSELF NOW. WHY OH WHY LEAVE THE DAIRY SO PROMINENT?!? AND YES I DO THINK THOSE ARE ORANGES ON THE LABEL AS WELL.

[clemsblueruins]

AT FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT IT SAID "DIRTY" BUT "DAIRY" IS EVEN MORE PERPLEXING.

MAYBE IT IS ONE OF THOSE ORANGE SMOOTHIE WHATEVERS THAT CELEBRITIES DRINK TO LOSE WEIGHT. IS MULDER A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS?! D-DAWG YOU WILL ALWAYS BE HOT TO ME & SCULLY!!1!

[notacrnflkgirl]

DO WE NEED TO FORCE-FEED HIM FATCRAEMS? JESUS.

[clemsblueruins]

WHUT?

[notacrnflkgirl]

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