Greatest Delivery Story Ever!

Dec 06, 2007 17:41

Last night, around 12:30am, I was out delivering.  I got a text message from an unknown number, it read ( Read more... )

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corpsitron December 7 2007, 04:02:16 UTC
Yeah, that's a great story. The kind of story you keep under your hat and only bring up when you're drunk and no one will believe you. Telling it (presumably) sober on your LJ just makes those of us who are married and/or sexless suicidally jealous. Douche.

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the_camper December 8 2007, 20:37:18 UTC
Any time :)

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Bona Fortuna mortalterror December 8 2007, 05:44:14 UTC
I'd say "good job", but it sounds like the fish kind of jumped in your boat. So in the spirit of being supportive and celebrating another one of my friends getting laid, would you accept "good luck" or "bon chance"?

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Re: Bona Fortuna the_camper December 8 2007, 20:39:59 UTC
Well that was the beauty of it all, it took absolutely no effort on my part at all.

Too bad you weren't over here, I could get you laid tonight easily.

Bon chance works for me.

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the_camper December 8 2007, 20:40:36 UTC
You don't even want to know how smug I'm getting now :)

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time to bring tim down a notch caucasianshadow December 9 2007, 20:23:38 UTC
Congrats... your lack of required effort is staggering. You are a fine young aryan however so its understandable.
was this girl of ethnic decent? poor?
thinks you have money?... whats wrong with this girl...
If she's gorgeous then we need to take you down a notch,
c'mere Ima' cut you face.

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Re: time to bring tim down a notch the_camper December 10 2007, 19:20:59 UTC
I don't know her ethnic decent. She's white, with reddish blond hair and blue eyes.

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