Comments | the_calcium_tm: A bit of an exercise in writing...

the_calcium_tm

A bit of an exercise in writing...

Apr 14, 2006 11:37

Snagged from the mun f-list, because I love these kinds of things. Claim a Jimmy (or two! or three!) and suggest a pairing if you wish. ETA: Now with new options! Because, well. I have standards. =P

1. Dorky!Jimmy
2. Happy!Jimmy
3. Shy!Jimmy
4. Angsty!Jimmy
5. On-Holiday!Jimmy
6. Horny!Jimmy
7. Being-Hit-On-While-on-the-Milkround!Jimmy
8. ( Read more... )

meme, ficlets

Comments 32

orlandomuse April 14 2006, 19:54:17 UTC

*blinks*

I suppose I can't claim all but 28? *grin*

It's really between 16 and 26.

Pick one. And you can choose the pairing. I won't go so far as to suggest.

the_calcium_tm April 15 2006, 19:56:08 UTC

Well-shagged. Heh.

When Jimmy came home from his first week on the milkround, he didn't expect much to change. He'd bring home more money, yeah, and complimentary pints of two-percent, but... this is too much. Mean, it practically looks as if the floor's grown fur. Fur.

"How d'you like it, treacle?"

Jimmy looks a bit sick. "'S quite... interesting, mum!" he calls back.

"Innit, though?" She walks in, dragging her feet through the carpet fibers. "I like the way it sort of scratches at your toes."

Putting on a fairly good smile, Jimmy nods. "Yeah."

"Well, I've to get back to me three o'clock," she says, shuffling away again. "Wouldn't want to keep a sore customer waiting."

Jimmy watches her go up the stairs and sighs, jumping when he accidentally shocks himself as he opens the fridge. "Bleeding hell."

orlandomuse April 15 2006, 23:08:22 UTC

Oh, but you're evil!!!

*hee*

I love it anyway :)

caleb_walks April 15 2006, 05:12:24 UTC

Oh man. Choices, choices. 22.

the_calcium_tm April 16 2006, 21:11:26 UTC

"Bloody fuck, Jimmy!"

"You pansy!"

"Jimmy! Jimmy, get in!"

They're all floating in the water already, treading the water. Jimmy is sixteen and inexperienced and fucking cold, but she's in the water, and there's at least one part of his anatomy that's willing to jump in and tackle things they've only ever tried on land. They've found the deepest fountain-pool in town, and the most illegal, and the most dirty, and Jimmy'll be fucked if she's jumped in and he hasn't.

"Shit, man!" Jimmy says, walking closer to the edge, toeing off his trainers, "'s about three degrees, yeah? Just so you know, you're all bleeding mad ( ... )

caleb_walks April 17 2006, 08:55:47 UTC

Ahahahahaha. Love it. And mmmm, nice outtake.

shaman_x April 15 2006, 09:46:20 UTC

hahahaha 28!

the_calcium_tm April 15 2006, 19:30:18 UTC

Oi.

May I have some details, please?

shaman_x April 17 2006, 16:41:31 UTC

What sort of details would you like?

Jimmy/Alan Shore with hormones and weird food cravings! /random

alan_shore April 18 2006, 17:54:33 UTC

*chokes on lunch*

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bitter_brother April 15 2006, 15:02:50 UTC

Deprived-of-milk!Jimmy.

Jimmy/sudden-onset lactose intolerance.

alan_shore April 16 2006, 03:29:54 UTC

23! (And if I may be more specific, saying-his-prayers-at-bedtime!Jimmy?)

the_calcium_tm April 16 2006, 05:29:26 UTC

Jimmy settles down on his knees -- gingerly, because of the footy bruise on his left one -- and folds his hands together like he's seen everyone else pray before. Closing his eyes lightly, he bows his head and pauses. God's a busy person, and Jimmy's probably in a bit of a queue, prayer-wise. (Even so, Jimmy clears his throat a little, just in case ( ... )

alan_shore April 16 2006, 17:16:19 UTC

So cute (and sad)! I love the throat-clearing.

Awww, so good. Particularly all the little sub-vocal noises you get in there.

orlandomuse April 16 2006, 21:28:06 UTC

Sweetest thing ever.