Priceless. Found this in the inbox of an email I hardly use

[the_brat_prince]

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I'm getting paranoid, but ....

2007 -Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

Comments

[scarybaldguy]

There is no "Year of the Chicken." 2007 was the Year of the Boar.

2008 was the Year of the Rat.

2009 is the Year of the Ox, and the only pigs killed due to H1N1 this year were killed by stupid goddamned panicky humans.

2010 is the Year of the Tiger.

[urinalcakes]

It's a joke you dense tit.

[scarybaldguy]

I know it's a joke. It's just not funny.