Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

[the_boozy_diva]

 Dear, Good-for-nothing-punch-spiker,

I am going to find you. I am going to make you drink my rum punch until you throw up,make you clean it up, then apologise to everyone you made a fool of. Come clean now, and I won't hurt you...as much.

Comments

[emmap_3]

I would be afraid. You are extremely fear inducing.

[the_boozy_diva]

Why thankyou sweetie!I have to be a little bit fiesty otherwise people think I'm a push over because of my size.

[elphabahummel]

April, I am so so sorry about the throwing up thing. I swear, I don't normally act like that, I swear, I would never have done anything intentionally to ruin your party, and I accept full responsability for the mess I made. Do you want me to come round and clean it up?

[the_boozy_diva]

Honey it wasn't your fault you were drunk. It was the complete and utter douchebag who spiked the punch. I don't blame you.

[elphabahummel]

Are you sure? If you need any help cleaning up at all just let me know.

[the_boozy_diva]

it's fine sweetie I promise. Did you like your belt in the goodie bag..oh you know, the Prada one...:D