Strange days indeed
I am not used to going without boots and my feet are likely to get damaged. Or perhaps I only think that because they look so small and delicate. Those are not my feet and the rest of me isn't me either. But I don't want to sit there and wait for Buffy-who-is-not-Buffy to come back either. There must be some place I can go and be alone.
Perhaps I shouldn't have worn the belt at all. It moves strangely as I walk and it's pulling my tunic tight across my chest and I don't like it. How can women stand these things?
And then I need to do something about the hair. Where is Zaphod when I actually need him?
Summary: Lady Faramir runs into Richard who is easily recongisable due to wearing goggles. They go someplace dark where Faramir won't have to look at himself and talk. Faramir screws up (wouldn't have ever imagined I'd call you pretty), which hurts Richard's feelings (!) and Faramir has to apologise profusely. They end up acting like little boys even though they look like women. Faramir still likes women, but destroys any of that embarrassment by thwacking himself in the chest and causing himself pain.
Chris is taking this so much more calmly than Faramir that it's amazing, really.
Perhaps I shouldn't have worn the belt at all. It moves strangely as I walk and it's pulling my tunic tight across my chest and I don't like it. How can women stand these things?
And then I need to do something about the hair. Where is Zaphod when I actually need him?
Summary: Lady Faramir runs into Richard who is easily recongisable due to wearing goggles. They go someplace dark where Faramir won't have to look at himself and talk. Faramir screws up (wouldn't have ever imagined I'd call you pretty), which hurts Richard's feelings (!) and Faramir has to apologise profusely. They end up acting like little boys even though they look like women. Faramir still likes women, but destroys any of that embarrassment by thwacking himself in the chest and causing himself pain.
Chris is taking this so much more calmly than Faramir that it's amazing, really.