At last week's carnival, Francis had shown a remarkable lack of restraint--dragging Camilla on roller coaster ride after roller coaster ride and eating himself sick on corndogs and cotton candy. Though he'd always disdained the sort of corn-fed, wholesomely Midwestern version of summer entertainments such fairgrounds always seemed to represent,
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Don't be a hero.
Fuck it.
Time to nut up or shut up.
...Again.
"Jesus," I say.
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He chanced a look back over his shoulder, half-hoping the murderous toy was a hallucination, some trick of a guilty mind.
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I really, really wish I wasn't back here again.
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That catch was apparently B-movie demonic toys. Out of the toy box and ready for slaughter. Seriously, it would have been nice to have a challenge, at least.
There was a skinny, manic guy sprinting my way through the foliage, pursued by the most fucked-up bunny rabbit I'd ever seen. I looked impassively from one to the other, pulled the Desert Eagle from the back of my jeans and leveled it at Bugs.
"Get down," I said, bored, then annoyed when I wasn't instantly obeyed. "Get the fuck down!"
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As if in response, the rabbit increased its speed, still grinning.
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"A friend of yours?" I asked as I crossed to the toy and nudged it with my boot.
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While his brother happily fought his way through hordes of plush animals, Loki wandered the island to better take in the spectacle, stopping every now and again to quickly dispatch any toys foolhardy enough to attempt to attack him. He had no true weapons -only a makeshift staff and a few knives purloined from various places- but the god of mischief was nothing if not skilled at improvising. Scattered in his wake were the destroyed toys to show it.
As the young man blundered out of the foliage, Loki paused, instinctively on guard, only to begin laughing as he saw the source of his distress. It really was such a good day.
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"What are you doing laughing?" he asked the man, indignant through his fear. "It tried to kill me."
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"What are you running fro-" he started to ask, then there was suddenly a giant rabbit that looked like it was ready and willing to kill them. "Ohfuck."
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So he chose what he thought was smart.
"Fuckin' run, Francis!" he said, jerking the other boy's arm to get him moving again.
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Today was different. Indeed, when the mayhem started, the biggest problem for Hester was figuring out who to help first. There was a lot of running around.
Seeing this hysterical man rushing towards her, Hester drew her sword and adjusted her scarf. "Where is it?" she shouted, the better to get through to him. "What is it?"
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Behind them, the rabbit shambled down the path, still smiling.
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But then she heard the crashing of leaves, and something much, much larger than your average rabbit lumbered into view. Hester relaxed. "Oh," she said, and felt a lot less foolish. She knew what to do here.
"Keep back," she told the man, and she lunged at the rabbit, her sword swinging, slashing repeatedly at the giant rabbit's chest and neck.
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