I'm huntin' wabbit. Er, unicorn.

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Ever since Stephen got the first ransom note, he had been a little on edge. Having to deal with casual clothing was a pain in the ass, and some of the suits he had acquired on the island were good. He liked them! He wanted them back, dammit. And he had refused to give in to such demands at first, but, well, Stephen was a product of a post-9/11

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[thethirdwonder]

Despite realizing that it didn't really serve any purpose, Cassie still did a small patrol everyday. If anything, it gave her an excuse to climb around in the trees.

She was moving from one tree to another when she spotted the man frantically looking around below her. He was making such a racket that she'd heard him from far away and thought a horse had gotten loose in the jungle or something. She waited until he was right under her tree before she hooked her knees over a branch and dropped her body down so she was looking at him upside down, her Wonder Woman tank top some how staying in place. "Hi, you okay?"

Late but have a 16 y/o blond virgin superheroine? It's unicorn candy

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Well, Stephen was more or less okay until he nearly had a heart attack because of the suddenly appearing girl. Upside down, no less.

"Oh what the hell?!" He jumped, dropping the large stick he had been carrying. Did she live in trees??

[thethirdwonder]

Cassie just cocked her head at him, arms crossed over her chest. "I said, are you okay? I'm trying to be helpful here." Despite the words, her tone was genuinely wanting to be helpful. "If your looking for something, I've been working my way through the jungle so maybe I can help?"

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Once Stephen had decided his heart wasn't to burst out of his chest, he affected a calmer pose. In fact, he acted as if he hadn't just almost screamed like a little girl.

"Seen any unicorns?"