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[jesus_h_cox]

God damn it, Dr. Cox needed his own hut.

As his eyes slid over supply lists and patient's names, this is what he was thinking, over and over. Living college-style was absolutely ridiculous, and he'd hated it in college, so he hated it even more, now. Not to mention his roommate or bunkmate or whatever was a stark raving psycho and not in that

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[robin_sparkles]

Robin had come in to check on Barney and maybe bring him a cup of coffee except she only had the one and it was really smelling good in her hands and so maybe it would just end up her cup of coffee. And she decided she needed it more when she saw who was there that day. "You actually work here. Huh," she observed. "And here I thought your job was just going around and talking a lot to anyone who'll listen."

[jesus_h_cox]

"Well, alright, there, Patient!" Dr. Cox declared at Barney's well-delivered and quite intelligent Canada joke. "I think you just earned yourself a Vicodin!" He walked away laughing, shaking his head. People had a way of surprising him, which was nice, since sometimes he was convinced he'd seen e-he-heeeverything. He hadn't. While Barney had begun off smarting just a bit too much of The Todd, he would up being... not The Todd. And that sat well with Cox.

When he returned, he had a cup, a straw, and two Vicodin.

"Dr. Bartowski's boyfriend is also a doctor," Cox declared upon hisd return. "Dr. Woodcomb. And well... he's just Awesome." His voice dripped with sarcasm, and if that wasn't enough, the scowl likely was. "I'm gonna give you a choice, there, pincushion. I've got two Vicodin. I don't see any history of drug abuse on your chart, so I'm gonna go ahead and offer you two and warn you against operating any heavy machinery, like your razor-sharp with, there. One or two, Neo, come on, what's it gonna be?" He ignored

[robin_sparkles]

"I'm so glad you're both bonding over your Canada jokes," Robin deadpanned with a roll of her eyes, leaning against the bed with her hip idly seeing as it was better than trying to go into a heated argument like some people would. Whatever. She had her superiority right in her pocket and that was good enough for her. "Hey, Barney, look!" she said cheerfully. "You're already hitting on taken-women with potentially dangerous boyfriends," she said, like it was his first recital or something. "Now, if Lily were here, we could scrapbook this."

She kept her eyes on Cox and those pills the entire time she was speaking though, as if reminding him that yes, she existed.