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[little_moons]

Over a year. A whole fucking year, and sometimes I'm still struck with how fucking normal my life's turned out to be. Take away the island bullshit, the dinosaurs and the sex changes and the body switches and the fucking magical regenerating condoms, and what've you got left? He goddamn twenty year old house-husband, running around on the beach

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[jdick]

"Doing some fucking sunbathing?" Joe asked as he approached Neil on the beach, pleased to see that Ozzy distracted Max from the beeline he made toward Joe by tackling him down into the sand. It was just like the fucking dogs to roll around, but he couldn't say he minded much. Least, not yet. Not until Ozzy tried to climb into Joe's bed all covered in sand from rolling around like a fucking retard.

[jdick]

"Dale?" Joe asked with a smirk, purposely misunderstanding. "Yeah, but neither of us have a uterus, so we figured we'd let it go for the time being. See where the year takes us."

[little_moons]

"Oh, fuck off, you know what I'm fucking talking about," I scowl, lifting a hand to backhand him lazily across the shoulder.

[jdick]

"So you mean me and Dale wanting kids isn't at the top of your list of priorities?" Joe asked. "You don't give a shit about our decision to have babies?"

[little_moons]

"I'm serious, man. It's not a fucking joke," I laugh, "You and Dale decide to make a whole fucking brood of little mini-FBI agents with mohawks, it'll be my top fucking priority, okay?"

[jdick]

"I won't let my kids play with guns," Joe said with a straight face, then smiled again. "So he talked to you about the kid thing, eh?"

[little_moons]

"Yeah, he did," I say, rolling up onto my elbows so I can look at him.

[jdick]

Nodding, Joe looked back at Neil and raised his eyebrows. "Yeah. And?" He wanted to know what Neil thought about the whole thing.

[little_moons]

"And, I think we're gonna do it. Try to, at least. To figure it out," I say, lifting a hand to scratch Max's head when he starts nudging at me.

[jdick]

Ozzy bounded over to Neil as well, her nose snuffling along his arm as he pet Max. "Yeah?" he asked. "You're out looking for a uterus?"

[little_moons]

"Guess so," I say, petting Ozzy too so she won't freak out, "I sorta asked George..."

[jdick]

"Yeah, and what'd she say?" Joe asked curiously, thinking the answer was probably a resounding 'no fucking way'. But then again, a person never knew for sure.

[little_moons]

"Screamed at me for being a goddamn selfish asshole and threw a fucking cup at my head," I snort, lifting my shoulders in a shrug, "Says she's gonna think 'bout it though..."

[jdick]

"So she yelled at you and then agreed to think about it," Joe said with a snort of laughter. "You guys are so fucking weird, man."

[little_moons]

"Had to get it all outta her system," I say, breaking out with a grin, "I dunno... I think she's afraid we're just... I dunno, doing it 'cause we think we're supposed to or something. Not thinking it through or whatever."

[jdick]

"Are you thinking it through?" Joe asked, crossing his legs and leaning back. "Me and Billy sure as shit didn't think it through, but we didn't have nine months to regret it after we decided."