Johnny was down on the beach again, lured by the white sand and blue water - a far cry from the dismal holidays of his youth, when his mum and whatever arsehole she happened to be dating at the time would drag him and his brother off to the seashore. He would dispiritedly try to build sandcastles while his mum and her man went off to the pub and
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Okay.
Sugar, you really ain't in Dillon anymore.
"Hey there," she says, walking over. "That's a nice castle."
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Cute.
"Well, you wouldn't want that," she says, crossing her arms under a bikini top which is, of course, fucking blue and gold. "You'd better make good an' sure you've got a moat."
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He began digging out a moat with his hands. "D'you reckon I can get any boiling oil around here?"
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What she saw made her smile, a crooked sort of grin spreading across her face, and called out from a few feet away. "You better be careful," she warned. "There's people here who'd knock that over for no reason."
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"The only thing more fuckin' sadistic than knocking someone's scoop of ice-cream off the cone," he proclaimed, "is knocking over someone's sandcastle. You might as well just piss on their fuckin' grave."
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