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[the_bean_]

somewhere in the bible God tells somebody that it's good to leave your parents and "cleave" to someone else. the way your boobs or your butt cheeks cleave together--that's what God wants you to do I guess. i don't really know my bible very well but i'm pretty sure he was talking about cleavage in the context of getting married. Now, whether you'

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[sbnydc03]

that's a real witty and funnie way to explain that

[the_bean_]

and i wasn't even trying!

[iloveveggies]

Colleeeeen.

Sometimes, God gives some of us gifts that he doesn't give to ANYBODY else.

He gave you the gift of being able to talk about Him and Bra sizes in the same paragraph.

That's really neat.

Can we hang out sometime soon? Whenever is convenient. But I miss you.

Love,
Anita

[the_bean_]

yes, of course! why do you think i've been leaving you creepy phone messages??? i'm going out with your other half on thursday for coffee and cookies :P i know for sure that i'll be home during the week of march 13, but if you're up in b-town before then give me a buzz.

love love,
bean bean.

[guillermo_]

Extended metaphores, especially really extended ones, even if the are about boobs are way beyond my comprehension capacity. Thanks, Bye.