PROMPTED COMMENTFIC PORN MEME THING
Ohnoez, she's having one of her hair-brained ideas again!
So, in brief, here is the story: I just found today (at work, no less!) a free-for-the-taking vintage edition of The Joy of Sex. There is no end to how amused I am by this. And, honest-to-goodness my first thought was, "How can I use this for ficcing purposes?"
Well, the answer is right here.
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So, in brief, here is the story: I just found today (at work, no less!) a free-for-the-taking vintage edition of The Joy of Sex. There is no end to how amused I am by this. And, honest-to-goodness my first thought was, "How can I use this for ficcing purposes?"
Well, the answer is right here.
( Read more... )
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Okayyyyy....
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"Oh no. We're not playing that. You cheat. Especially at Strip Scrabble. Half the words you put down can't be real - you just make them up to get me to take my clothes off! While you don't get much off at all."
"Oh, I wouldn't say that was quite right, Rose. I seem to get a lot off when we play..."
"Now we're resorting to innuendo, are we Doctor? Is that supposed to persuade me to play?"
"Welllll...Aren't just a little bit interested to find out what new words I've learned from that book I found in your room...Oops...maybe shouldn't have admitted that, should I?"
"I'm so gonna slap you. Or tickle you. Dunno which one will get me further."
"Oh I know that one. Slap and tickle. An old Earth way slang of describing intercourse between two consenting adults...Mmph."
"Shut up and get the board out."
"Doctor?"
"Yeah?"
"How do you spell 'fellatio'?"
"Rose?"
"Mmm?"
"Put the tiles down and just do it instead...OH YES! Jussssst...like....thatttt...."
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Glad you enjoyed!
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I gots a sporfle...been absolutely ages since I got one of those :D
So glad it made you sporfle hun ;)
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