PROMPTED COMMENTFIC PORN MEME THING

[the_tenzo]

Ohnoez, she's having one of her hair-brained ideas again!

So, in brief, here is the story: I just found today (at work, no less!) a free-for-the-taking vintage edition of The Joy of Sex. There is no end to how amused I am by this. And, honest-to-goodness my first thought was, "How can I use this for ficcing purposes?"

Well, the answer is right here.

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Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[nonelvis]

"Rose, my penis is not a toy."

"You sure?" Rose’s fingertips skimmed along his cock. The Doctor twitched despite himself. "Seems pretty fun to me."

"Well, yes, but ..."

She stroked lightly, twisting her fingers every so often. Come to think of it, that was rather fun.

"It's soft ... changes shape when I play with it ..."

Her tongue spiralled around the tip, sucking him in with gentle pressure.

Okay, not so soft anymore.

“And,” she finished, with one last lick, “it tastes good.”

“I take it back,” the Doctor said. “Call it what you like. Just don’t stop.”

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[tardismate]

Oh, I love me a funny smut!fic...and this is one of the best I've read!

Encore!

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[nonelvis]

Thank you :D

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[the_tenzo]

They are tricksy things, aren't they? I quote Elaine Bennis: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Splendid!

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[nonelvis]

I'm always reminded of the quote from Murphy Brown: "It's got to be like walking around wearing a Slinky."

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[np_complete]

I'm always reminded of the quote from Murphy Brown: "It's got to be like walking around wearing a Slinky."

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[chloris]

Heh. Where has the Doctor been that he hasn't figured out that it's one of the best toys EVER? Endless hours of amusement and always ready to play.

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[kalleah]

Endless hours of amusement and always ready to play.

Not always. ;)

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[chloris]

In pron it is. Hee.

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[lorelaisquared]

I'm sorry, I just lost all train of thought at your icon. *stares at it some more*. Where do I get one of those?

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[chloris]

justlook3 made it! Comic Con is ♥

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[lorelaisquared]

It really is. I've been devouring videos and interviews from CC for the past few days. JB and DT are the best! So funny.

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[ladychi]

LOL! That was fun!

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[nonelvis]

Thanks!

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[morrighangw]

Hee! Adorable sexy fun. =D

Re: Fun for a Girl and a Boy (duplicate Doctor/Rose; drabble, 100 words exactly)

[nonelvis]

Thank you!