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[the_neener]

*wiggles on the couch, naked from the waist down with nothing but a towel separating his flesh from the cushions*

*drinks a beer after shaving around his nutsack*

I'm smoother than butter sauce. 8D.

*stretches, then puts on a golden thong*

*opens the front door, throws his empty beer bottle outside, and yells out*

YEEEEAH! FUCK YEAH, FUCKERS.*

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[oh_chan]

XD!

-gives the tub a good push and flips it over, revealing a giant Twinkie!looking cake-

It's perfect. ;~;

I guess we'll have to hollow it out so I can crawl in, huh?

[the_neener]

Yah. Then we can put the cake scraps back into the tub, then paste them over you after you get in. :D.

*sticks his head in the cake*

MMMREFJHFFDKJLDG

[oh_chan]

-pulls Nino's head out-

What are you doing D:?

[the_neener]

*grins at Ohno with cake crumbs falling out of his nose*

Just making sure you're not gonna suffocate. 8D.

[oh_chan]

-brushes some crumbs off Nino's eyebrows-

... You're hollowing the cake out by eating it, right?

-pushes Nino's head back into the cake-

Keep going. :D

[the_neener]

*tries to eat his way through the cake, but comes up once he chokes on some eggshell!cake*

.DX

That's alot of fucking cake. Can we chunk it off?

*grabs the nearest beer*

[oh_chan]

-rolls his eyes-

Step aside and let a professional get to work.

-hunkers down and starts eating through the cake like no tomorrow-

[the_neener]

8D.~~

*watches Ohno, then finishes his beer and squeezes Ohno's buttcheeks*

OH, SO PERFECT. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

[oh_chan]

-eats through the last bit of cake and pulls out, spitting some eggshell pieces onto the ground-

There. All nice and hollow for me.

[the_neener]

*points to Ohno*

Time to strip and get you in. :D.

[oh_chan]

-gives a determined nod-

Wait, I'm already in just a thong. I ain't taking that off. :P

-hunkers down and starts crawling into the hollowed cake-

It's going to be a tight squeeze.

[the_neener]

*snaps his fingers in an "AW, SHUCKS" manner, because it would have been nice to see his baby naked*

Make sure you got some fucking breathing holes. I don't think Jun will appreciate a corpse in a cake. .D:

*starts opening frosting cans*

Oi, need a can of beer to keep you company in there?

[oh_chan]

Yes mom!

-pokes his head out the other end of the cake where the hippo's head is supposed to be-

Pass the beer!

[the_neener]

*passes the beer to Ohno, and tucks in an extra can next to him*

I hope you took a piss before you got yourself in there. That cake doesn't need any more moisture. XD.

*finishes the can he has*

Now, what next? Frost, or the head?

[oh_chan]

-opens his can of beer with a bit of difficulty and takes a sip-

Let me poke some holes for air and then frost it before making the head. :D

-wiggles around and pokes some holes with his fingers-

Frost away momma!

[the_neener]

8D.

*scoops out frosting with his hand, and slathers it on*

Hey, if I mix the colors, they turn an ugly grayish. How's that for a nice color shade, Mr. Artist Fucker?

*frosts with his hands*