009 - SAY HELLO TO SMURF MD.
[Public video.]
[House is sitting in the infirmary at a desk. He looks very blue.
This is not a metaphor, House is physically electric-fucking-blue.
And he's so pissed. But he's at that point just beyond pissed where the situation is so ridiculous that it seems marginally funny.
Elaborate, childish metaphors are his thing, so while much of this seems to suggest he's flown off the handle, he's actually coping. Sort of.
House leans in and steeples his fingers. He looks like a brilliant blue villain.]
Ladies and Gentlemen, there is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission…
The evil wizard Gargamel is trying to eat me. I'm sure it has something to do with alchemy. Don't worry, I'm on it.
((OOC: This post is open to pre-flood spam basically for Data or anyone who wants to join House briefly in the infirmary before House goes to find Snape (or vice versa). Snape and House will Spam! here with flood antics, because we feel like keeping it all together. You may also, as always, just react to this video being on the network. Please, please do.))
[House is sitting in the infirmary at a desk. He looks very blue.
This is not a metaphor, House is physically electric-fucking-blue.
And he's so pissed. But he's at that point just beyond pissed where the situation is so ridiculous that it seems marginally funny.
Elaborate, childish metaphors are his thing, so while much of this seems to suggest he's flown off the handle, he's actually coping. Sort of.
House leans in and steeples his fingers. He looks like a brilliant blue villain.]
Ladies and Gentlemen, there is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission…
The evil wizard Gargamel is trying to eat me. I'm sure it has something to do with alchemy. Don't worry, I'm on it.
((OOC: This post is open to pre-flood spam basically for Data or anyone who wants to join House briefly in the infirmary before House goes to find Snape (or vice versa). Snape and House will Spam! here with flood antics, because we feel like keeping it all together. You may also, as always, just react to this video being on the network. Please, please do.))