006 - Private Messages
[Private VIDEO to Parker, the new Parker.]
So I hear you're my warden. Awesome.
What was in my file? Is that thing in there? Seven years ago. They said it was me with the raccoons when the cops were called, but that never happened.
And I don't want to talk about it.
[House is so full off shit it's hard to believe. However, he's still playing inmate, for the time being.]
[Private AUDIO to Claire.]
So, hey there. I've got two good legs and believe I owe you some bodily fluids. Only fair, after all.
[House half expects this to fail miserably, but he'd hate to change his style so late in the game.]
[Private VIDEO to Data.]
I saw Snape giving you the third degree the other day. Bet that gets old real fast.
[House witnessed the conversation between Snape and Data the other day. It's very obvious that House had been listening, as he commented in the middle, interrupting both Snape and Data.]
So I hear you're my warden. Awesome.
What was in my file? Is that thing in there? Seven years ago. They said it was me with the raccoons when the cops were called, but that never happened.
And I don't want to talk about it.
[House is so full off shit it's hard to believe. However, he's still playing inmate, for the time being.]
[Private AUDIO to Claire.]
So, hey there. I've got two good legs and believe I owe you some bodily fluids. Only fair, after all.
[House half expects this to fail miserably, but he'd hate to change his style so late in the game.]
[Private VIDEO to Data.]
I saw Snape giving you the third degree the other day. Bet that gets old real fast.
[House witnessed the conversation between Snape and Data the other day. It's very obvious that House had been listening, as he commented in the middle, interrupting both Snape and Data.]