SPN drabble: Saving The World Before Bedtime (Season 8)

[the_diggler]

Title: Saving The World Before Bedtime (Season 8) { continued from here}
Rating: G
Pairing/Characters: Dean+Castiel, Charlie, mentions of Benny, Naomi, Crowley and Abaddon
Genre: AU, humor, fluff
Spoilers/Warnings: AU references to seasons 8
Word Count: 170
Summary: Playground verse in which everyone is 8 years old and everything becomes fodder for childsplay, girls are mostly evil (at first), and Dean has to teach Cas how to play Cowboys because all his ideas suck.
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the brain-spawn of the almighty Kripke. I’m just showing love.



A long time ago in a playground far, far away....

~

“Cas! Where’ve you been, I’ve been looking all over for you!”

“Quiet! I’m playing hide and seek!”

“Do you want to play Cowboys with me and Benny?”

“Shhh! You’re giving away my hiding place Dean! Just go!

~

“Hey Charlie, I’ll teach you how to play Cowboys if you teach me how to play Moondoor.”

“Cool! You can be my hand-maiden!”

“Ew! No! I wanna be a solder.”

“Okay, then you wanna come over later? I’ve got that new video game with the super-soldier vampires. Or we could watch a movie or something? Do you like the Wizard of Oz?”

“Star Wars is my favourite.”

“Me too! I love you!”

“…EW!”

~

“Whatcha got there Cas?”

“Nothing!”

“C’mon Cas, let me see!”

“No! Crowley already broke one and Naomi will get mad at me if I’m not careful with this one.”

“Who’s Naomi?

“My new babysitter. I hate her. She’s always telling me what to do.”

~

“I’m sorry I hit you Dean.”

“It’s okay Cas, I know you didn’t mean it. We’re family.”

~ fin

Season 9 bonus:

“I’m the King of the Castle and you’re a dirty rascal-- Oh hullo. And who might you be?”

“I’m the queen.”