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[toallpeople]

[The video feed blips on, and there is a confused, wet American with his glasses falling down the bridge of his nose staring curiously into the lens. He runs a hand through his hair, disturbing a string of seaweed from his tresses. He looks down at the keyboard, clearly at a loss at what to do next. This thing's like one big calculator and hell if

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[thehawks_eye]

She?

And I'm afraid you'll have to get used to this, I'm sorry. [She's almost learned to tune it out now. Almost.]

[toallpeople]

[Note to self: figure out this computer thing.]

...Yeah. She.

Ha ha, like they could capture the hero so easily! Whatever "this" is, what is "this"?

[voice]

[thehawks_eye]

And who is she?

[Her voice turns flat, deadpan. Another egomaniac it seems. JOY! :|] The island takes who ever it wants, from whatever world it wants. As far as I know. we're on an island in Asia somewhere.

[A pause as she looks through the other replies.] This is a computer.

{{OOC: Manga wise, I believe that me and Kimblee-mun worked out that Amestris is some sort of Eastern European analogy to the real world. Personal preference set's it as German, but general Eastern European works too if America ever wants to link her to a country. I also don't used her FMA:B voice/s so it sounds a tiny bit more German than the anime would. }}

[video] sob he sucks at this

[toallpeople]

A girl I know!

[Riza, you have all the luck with men.]

Yeah, I was just in Asia, I know that. That's where the girl I know is. Just...fuck, guess you wouldn't know which island.

[Because he doesn't, either. Couldn't even point Asia out on a map. Aaaaand pouty frustrated face.]

I've heard...

[[ooc: Gotcha! Always loved the geography the manga had, oh man. I haven't seen the anime yet I wanted to finish the manga first ;;, so I can fit her with a German voice in my head!]]

Re: [video] sob he sucks at this

[thehawks_eye]

First, calm down, now. [Oh yea, this is a woman used to giving orders, America.]Frustration will get you nowhere. [B|! MILITARY MODE, GO.]

Second, the girl will not be here. Third, this is not the Asia you know. Names have been bantered around and some say it's in the 'Devil's Sea' or 'the Dragon Triangle'.

Fourth, what have you heard?

[video]

[toallpeople]

[MORE POUTING AND EYEBROW FURROWING. And he mumbles while she's talking, so rude.] You've got to be one of Germany's people.

[Then when he takes all of that in--]

That's stupid. All of this is! I've heard that these computers usually have video functions, there's some network, and everyone can see what I'm doing. That's about it.

And don't bring her up again, alright? Ever.

[Vioce] Riza, you are not allowed to adopt America. /please say no.

[thehawks_eye]

[A thought, then she's frowning before a small sigh. Ok. Egomaniac and idiot. SHE'S DEALT WITH WORSE.] Where are you? I will come and show you how to use the network.

[video] but but pretty ladyyyy

[toallpeople]

Huh?

[Someone's offering to help him? Oh wow. This is new.]

...In some hut, one of the first ones you see when coming from that stupid beach. I can learn this stuff on my own, you'll just help it go faster!