Survivor Hotties - Men, pt. 1
THE CUTS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP AND I DONT GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT TO FIX IT.
Anyway, here's my Survivor Hotties. I'm doing 4 groups for the men. Each group has 3 of whom I consider the hottest Survivor guys, and 2 honorable mentions. Here is your first group!
First up, we have Colby Donaldson from Survivor: Australia.
Not much to say about Colby. He's just a super attractive fit man. In his season, he dominated the challenges. He's the original "hero" character in Survivor. I don't even mind that he's a Texan, because he's that fine.
I cannot stress how incredibly attractive this man is in his prime.
Oh, and did I mention his eyes are gorgeous?
Obligatory shirtless picture.
Second is Ethan Zohn from Survivor: Africa.
Inarguably the nicest man to ever be cast on this show. The things he has done with his fame just add to his appeal. (He's a former professional soccer player, and now he runs the Grassroot Soccer Charity, which uses soccer to spread awareness about HIV. It has educated over 350,000 children in 19 countries.) He also survived a grueling battle with cancer in 2008 - 2009. But, wait, this is about how hot he was back in 2002. Sorry!
Not a fan of brown eyes, but his I will definitely tolerate.
Obligatory being-a-stud-in-a-challenge pictures...
He also plays with mosquito nets.
Dressing like Jesus.
Obligatory shirtless picture. I was too lazy to find a larger or better one. I don't care much for shirtless pictures all the time anyway.
Strategically placed wood.
The final hottie in this installment is John Kenney of Survivor: Vanuatu.
Not much to say about him because he didn't have much of a personality that I recall. But he was the eye candy of the season. He looks even better off the island (rarity!) as you will see in the last photo, from his modeling shit.
Sorry, I forgot to shrink it. Though I can't see why you'd complain..
This group's Honorable Mentions:
Andrew Savage, Survivor: Pearl Islands
He didn't make the cut because he's a little too.. I dunno, exactly, how to describe it. A little too old, I guess. He was 39 in his season- still younger than someone else who will appear as another honorable mention!
Pictured: The reason his tribe wasn't a COMPLETE failure. And I dig his jacket.
Second Honorable Mention: Rob Mariano, Survivor: Marquesas
The reason he didn't make the cut is because of my own shame. I feel dirty for being attracted to him. And he's such an overrated player, a total famewhore, oh, and a total douchebag. Plus, he really let himself go recently and got faaat. But we're focusing on his early years.
I do like him because he's hot and good at challenges and is pretty cutthroat. Cutthroat players are a turn on.
The pictures are all small because my shame prevented me from finding better ones.
Hope you guys enjoyed my first installment. I certainly did.
Anyway, here's my Survivor Hotties. I'm doing 4 groups for the men. Each group has 3 of whom I consider the hottest Survivor guys, and 2 honorable mentions. Here is your first group!
First up, we have Colby Donaldson from Survivor: Australia.
Not much to say about Colby. He's just a super attractive fit man. In his season, he dominated the challenges. He's the original "hero" character in Survivor. I don't even mind that he's a Texan, because he's that fine.
I cannot stress how incredibly attractive this man is in his prime.
Oh, and did I mention his eyes are gorgeous?
Obligatory shirtless picture.
Second is Ethan Zohn from Survivor: Africa.
Inarguably the nicest man to ever be cast on this show. The things he has done with his fame just add to his appeal. (He's a former professional soccer player, and now he runs the Grassroot Soccer Charity, which uses soccer to spread awareness about HIV. It has educated over 350,000 children in 19 countries.) He also survived a grueling battle with cancer in 2008 - 2009. But, wait, this is about how hot he was back in 2002. Sorry!
Not a fan of brown eyes, but his I will definitely tolerate.
Obligatory being-a-stud-in-a-challenge pictures...
He also plays with mosquito nets.
Dressing like Jesus.
Obligatory shirtless picture. I was too lazy to find a larger or better one. I don't care much for shirtless pictures all the time anyway.
Strategically placed wood.
The final hottie in this installment is John Kenney of Survivor: Vanuatu.
Not much to say about him because he didn't have much of a personality that I recall. But he was the eye candy of the season. He looks even better off the island (rarity!) as you will see in the last photo, from his modeling shit.
Sorry, I forgot to shrink it. Though I can't see why you'd complain..
This group's Honorable Mentions:
Andrew Savage, Survivor: Pearl Islands
He didn't make the cut because he's a little too.. I dunno, exactly, how to describe it. A little too old, I guess. He was 39 in his season- still younger than someone else who will appear as another honorable mention!
Pictured: The reason his tribe wasn't a COMPLETE failure. And I dig his jacket.
Second Honorable Mention: Rob Mariano, Survivor: Marquesas
The reason he didn't make the cut is because of my own shame. I feel dirty for being attracted to him. And he's such an overrated player, a total famewhore, oh, and a total douchebag. Plus, he really let himself go recently and got faaat. But we're focusing on his early years.
I do like him because he's hot and good at challenges and is pretty cutthroat. Cutthroat players are a turn on.
The pictures are all small because my shame prevented me from finding better ones.
Hope you guys enjoyed my first installment. I certainly did.