this post is so obnoxious isn't it, perfect for daphne am i right

[mutedere]

[ YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.

CRACK. SHIPS. MEME. THING.

YOU THOUGHT THIS CITY WAS BAD? NOPE. YOU'RE NOW SUDDENLY HANDCUFFED TO SOMEONE YOU BARELY EVEN KNOW. HANDCUFFED. SUCK ON THAT

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[otherwaystofly]

[ just. looking around, not at all phased. what else is new man. ]

Hm, I wonder where we are now...

Ahahaa what am I doing. :'D

[the_nth_power]

[Look around... Back up. Where are you? You're in a strange crack event with an equally strange green-haired teenager. /old spice]
Ah... I can't say for certain. It certainly is peculiar, however.

[But he doesn't seem too perturbed... until he tries to move away, only to find his hand cuffed together with Luna's.]
... H-huh? [Wh-why is he in handcuffs? Did he do something wrong? He starts to tug at them uselessly, looking up briefly to give Luna a suspicious glare.] What did you do?

no idea bb.

[otherwaystofly]

[ old spice is beautiful. ]
Mhm...

[ looking down. um. ] Oh. [ just casually pulls out her wand. ]

Alohomora! [ nothing. welp. ]

I didn't do anything to cause this not to worry.

don't even judge me herp derp

[the_nth_power]

[N watches her with wide eyes, giving a bit of an startled yelp at her attempt at magic. Where did that stick come from? Why does she have a stick? Wh-why is she yelling? The fact that he mishears "Alohomora" for "Alomomola" doesn't help his confusion.

He shifts uncomfortably on his feet.] You... didn't? Then who-- or what did? [He lifts his wrist and stares at it.] And why? [Oh Arceus, this place is trying to get him to be sociable THE HORROR.]

[crazybait]

[ WHAT WHAT ALSADFNGDOSF CHANGE OF LOCATION. NOT GOOD ABORT ABORT!!!

christ. at this rate, don't be surprised if she flips her shit.

ahem. road is currently looking around with an emotion that can only be described as sheer panic, papers clutched to her chest. ]

T-Tyki! Where are we?! [ /whimpers adskfs ;; ]

[not_unhaunted]

[breathe. breathe. breathe. br- NO, ACTUALLY, AGREEING WITH ABORT ABORT!!]

...Don't ask me.

[crazybait]

[ FUCK LIFE JUST FUCK EVERYTHING

She begins to hyperventilate a bit, clutching the papers closer. ]

You're supposed to know this stuff!

[not_unhaunted]

[no no no, h-headpettings for her. this is. just sucky.]

Am... am not. Normally it takes a while for them to get the handcuffs on, remember?

[defyperfection]

[ :|a ]

[crossed_pistols]

[...yes. Revy takes a deep breath. lets it out. clenches her fists.]

FUCK!

MY!

LIFE!

[resistyielding]

[ alyss just sighs a long sigh and walks towards revy. ]Someone's on the ra-- [ clink.
she looks down at the sound, to immediately see handcuffs. linking them. alyss rochefort and revy.

normally she wouldn't mind but. sdjfsdk HANDUFFED TO REVY WAT DO. ]

--g. [ she finishes flatly, looking up at revy with pure "well fuck" in her expression. we are not impressed. ]

[crossed_pistols]

I am on the rage because this place has crossed a fucking line!

[facepalms with her free hand and just. snarls.]

[resistyielding]

Isn't this place always doing that? At least from what I've heard.

[ sighs again. ]

Let's just focus on freeing ourselves.

[mindseyemirror]

[ ... oh you have got to be shitting her rn. SASUKE COME SAVE US PLEASE...

oh wait. we're.. lost.. orz right. so after a look around, karin pouts and slumps against the nearest wall. ]