Lara Croft = cross-dressing pirate?

[thatspoonguy]

I was looking at Tomb Raider action figures (shut up), and came across this rather odd description on one product:

• NECA celebrates the 10th anniversary of Tomb Raide
• all-new 7-inch Lara Croft action figure
• approximately 2 lbs shipped
• He firmly believes the Pirate Code is law and will shoot any man who says otherwise. He appears to be very well

Comments

[sourbuckley]

So the 7 inches isn't the actual figure's size then.

[nika2001]

Holy shit. You're both alive.

Hope all is well? Dare I ask if you're still together?

[nika2001]

That was supposed to be "Hope all is well!"

[karate_girl]

Was just thinking about you and Joy and decided to check in. Hope everything is well with both of you :)