-3- [Video. Affected. VERY affected.]

[thatsphysics]

So who the Hell thought up the name 'flood'?

[Private to Tony Foster]

Tony Foster! According to the Admiral, you're my assigned [makes 'quote' gestures] Warden. He also mentioned something about a file. What does mine say about me?

I also expect your full resume on my desk by tomorrow.

Comments

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

The Admiral, he's an asshole.

Private.

[thatsphysics]

Tell me something new. What's that got to do with why he chose it?

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Ships, waters, ports. It makes sense. When you fucking sail you take on water.

[tadwizard]

The Admiral.

[Private]
Uh...well, basically that you're a producer and...you seem really similar to this one producer I know. Uh...I'm still reading it, but have you ever had a production assistant steal food out of actor's hands when they tried to eat between takes before?

Resume...for being your warden?

[Private]

[thatsphysics]

Only when we keep having to take the costumes in.

[At his last question, he barely suppresses rolling his eyes but he's been too on edge to talk during this flood and he's beginning to feel he should have waited this out.]

Look fuckstick. If you've been in the business then you know how to write a fucking resume and you have one on file somewhere. Now do you draft separate resumes for every occupation or do you just have one standard? I don't care what it's for, so long as it's got your relevant information and it's on 100% rag bond paper and it's got your fucking name on it. Do we understand each other?

[Private]

[tadwizard]

Separate resumes.

Fine. I'll get one to you by morning.

[Private]

[thatsphysics]

You could find me some Diet Coke while you're at it.