You.

I know what you did last night.

[the recording starts with something that sounds like hammering a pointed object into something thick and fleshy. there are some unintelligible mumbles before more hammering follows.]

...Ridiculously primitive equipment calls for ridiculously primitive measures... Before the first egg can even be completed, this will have to work out first...

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Dear people living in Purgatorium...

All of you will die tonight.

I hope you are prepared.

( Notes // Public For Your Viewing Pleasure )

Oh, how bothersome, the water is already draining. No more opportunity to continue the experiment...

Nevertheless! I have new experiments waiting some that contain a little bit of cutting and a little bit of piercing and maybe a little bit of wringing that need to be completed! Claire, Road, your assistance would be greatly appreciated. Please ( Read more... )

For everyone who was concerned, I am alive. Please don't worry about my safety anymore. Thank you very much!

( Private Notes // Hackable with effort )

[the recording goes on with strange bubbling noises coming from the microphone. then, suddenly, there is something like a voice but it's distorted through the...water, and there is distinct burble and gurgling before the recording clicks off again]

Now, I've developed a new kind of salve to heal wounds instantly. It really works!

Would anyone be willing to try it?

Don't worry, I can cause an injury for that purpose if you're lacking it. No need to be shy.

I seem to have found a lab.

This has been a very productive day.

I see this network is quite lively. I hear there is a birthday today? Well then...

Happy Birthday, Mister Haptism!

I look forward to examining you speaking with you again! Try to stay in shape until then. A healthy physique is very important.