other-fandom drabble call

[thatotherperv]

so, I figure my page for other fandom is looking a little bare. so...drabble call! I'll take the first ten for sure, then pick and choose. other fandoms, plus...*debates about doing crossovers* yeah, ok, I'll do crossovers with the buffyverse too

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[evilmaniclaugh]

POTC Jack the Will!

Jack discovers a secret erotic present Will has bought for Elizabeth and subsequently steals it. :)

[thatotherperv]

"Will, m'boy, I never would have pegged you for a deviant."

Still poised in the doorway of the cabin, the deviant in question stared round-eyed as Jack fondled his...well. He coughed and quickly closed the door to hide the matter from prying eyes.

"Jack, I--"

Jack advanced, sway-hipped, face set in smug amusement as he slapped the leather against his palm. "So William, how d'you reckon Miss Swann knows how to wield one of these, hmmm? P'rhaps she's a deviant as well. Could be. I could teach her if you like."

He stopped, kohled eyes too close...mouth twitching into a smirk when Will's eyes dropped.

"But what-say I teach you a thing or two first, hmm?"

Jack flicked his wrist and the flogger's leather tassels stung Will sharply through his breeches. Will shuddered, and Jack smiled.

"Good lad."

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hee! sorry for the hint of het, I know that's not your bag but the threesome does it for me...I couldn't resist *smooches*

[evilmaniclaugh]

YUM! Gawjus stuff.

Actually I love het, especially if it's 3-some. I just don't like teh Buffy/Angel wimminz.

[entrenous88]

Ooooh, how about QAF/Buffyverse crossover -- Xander making Spike jealous by dancing with Brian?

[thatotherperv]

This has Bs2 crossing over with QaF s4. and uh…there’s no actual dancing. haha. But…we can pretend? Sorry. Damn, this was *hard* dude. I hope it’s in the spirit of what you wanted…or if it’s not, that you like it anyway

[brunettepet]

I don't know about Brian's voice (never seen QaF), but the set up and dialogue were great in this. I loved Spike being all menacing, but falling short in Brian's eyes, and Xander's “Um, the boy is right here. As for whose boy I am, I’m flattered, fellas, really I am, but I think I’ll just take my hot ass and-” made me laugh.

Brian may regret wanting to sink "his teeth into something fresh."

[thatotherperv]

hee! thanks. I had a good time with that one, once I was done circling it 10,000 times :)

yyeaaahhh, there are so many ways that threesome could go, man. haha. which is probably why I stopped there ;)

[tamakin]

Heee! Could you possibly do a jack sparrow/spike combo, with spike getting pissed as hell at jacks carry on?

No worries AT ALL hun if you dont wanna do this 'un, cause its not exactly what you asked for. :)

[thatotherperv]

hmm, could do. carrying on, how? did you have something specific in mind?

[tamakin]

Yay! Ummm just jack being jack hehe. All becrazed, talking in riddles n not making sense, and that that would maybe drive spike mental.

I didnt have a specific scenario in mind, but was hoping it'd be a wee gigglefest. If its not workable no worries at all sweets.

[thatotherperv]

ooo. I actually have a slight twist on that bunny, we'll see what happens.

[laisserais]

i never give suggestions, because i never know what to say, but here's two (you can pick which ever one you want. *evil grin*):

1) Bones/Angela - in the fitting room of the lingerie section of Bloomingdales. Angela is asplaining that Bones' foundation garments need to catch up to the 21st century. Or

2) Booth/Angel. Set pre-Bones, maybe c. season 2 of Angel. Booth is on leave from whatever military branch he belongs to, and has a map of the stars' homes. He's driving around, looking for David Boreanaz, and gets attacked by vampires. Somebody saves him and he's grateful.

and omg how excited was i to see a commerical for Bones last night? Very. Bones! yay.

[brunettepet]

Booth/Zack ordering a pizza. What does Zack eat, anyway? I think he's a vegan, but shy?

Now all I can think about is Giles naked *scrubs brain*

[thatotherperv]

haha, I apologize for the naked!Giles image *wipes your brain* here you go :) if Zack's a vegan, then...he has fallen off the wagon or something. ;)

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"Pineapple and anchovies."

"And goat cheese."

"You want...you can't have goat cheese on pizza."

"Why not?"

"Because it's unAmerican. That's why."

"I might point out that pizza itself is not, in fact, American. It originated as a meal for the poor in 18th century Italy. Goat cheese is quite common in Italy. Ergo--"

"See that? That right there? Is why you have no friends. 'Ergo' is why you have no friends. Don't psychoanalyze the pizza."

"It is impossible to psychoanalyze an inanimate object."

"That's...you know what, that's besides the point. You cannot put pineapple, anchovies and goat cheese on pizza. It's disgusting."

"More disgusting than sausage? Do you have any idea how sausage is made?"

"No. No, and I don't want to know. You're having normal-person pizza. That's final

[brunettepet]

That was hilariously in voice. I loved Seeley's "See that? That right there? Is why you have no friends. 'Ergo' is why you have no friends. Don't psychoanalyze the pizza." That line "Ergo is why you have no friends" was wonderful. I love the way you write these two.

[thatotherperv]

*spins* thanks for the great prompt. I kind of like writing booth/zack banter. they're fun, and then the vein in Seeley's head pops out and I snicker.