080 // embarassing drunken flood post! [VIDEO]

[thatlibbychick]

[OOC: Screened away from Jack Shephard and Desmond, out of courtesy to their players! Unless they want them to see it, in which case, go for it!]

Hey. HEY. Everyone.

[She pauses. She's completely blitzed.]

Okay. Now, our resident worst shrink ever--and that's CRANE, not me, don't even start! Anyway. He's saying the Barge is inescacabab...inescapable.

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[cautionarystory]

Ew.

SPAM

[thatlibbychick]

[She pulls away from the hug and starts nibbling her rather smushed toast.]

Well of course not! Liking fat people, too. Because you do.

Re: SPAM

[christ_onabike]

Yeah, exactly, love. Got to stick up for... each other. [He gave her a smile and pushed his pile of toast towards her,] Help yourself, by the way.

SPAM

[thatlibbychick]

Thank you!

[She's still working on her first piece, because for reasons unknown, she's taking tiny bites.]

I'll stick up for you. If you ever find another fat woman and you love her, I will stand up and tell people to fuck off. If they're mean about it.

Re: SPAM

[christ_onabike]

Well, grand. Thanks a lot. Thanks a fucking lot, I mean that. [He gave her a slight smile, and set about making a cup of tea. He was used to drunks.]

[cautionarystory]

Aren't you Mister Understanding. She can do whatever she wants with Free Willy, as long as I never have to hear about it, think about it, or get my face rubbed in it.

Right, 'cause I enjoy rolling around naked with sweating tubs of lard.

[christ_onabike]

If you don't fucking care, leave her the fuck alone. She's allowed to say shit about the man she fucking loves - you're the only one who brought up how fucking fat he is. So fuck off and leave it be.

[cautionarystory]

What're you, her knight in shining armor?

[thatlibbychick]

There's just other people here who get it now, Elle. So...there.

[christ_onabike]

No, just making a fucking point.