I'm marrying the right woman.

[thatguychuck]

Yesterday Erica said, "Marriage means loving the person you're with. [Loving them] even more than bacon."

Yes. I'm marrying the right woman.

Comments

[dara_starscream]

Yeah, but what about ice cream?
-BJ

[kitschicat]

Or BACON ice cream?

*pinky to corner of pursed lips*

[karinny]

ew.

[delosd]

Then it's obvious that what you need to wear at your wedding is:

The Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo!

[nightwind2]

That was the right answer. When a friend of mine was getting married and the priest asked during counseling whether there was any possession he wouldn't give up for his fiance, he answered "My dog's not a possession, right?"

[flyinglemurs]

HAHAHA

[jellopony]

mmmm....bacon......

;)