I just realized that I never shared this with all of you!

[thatboomerkid_1]

Here is something horribly offensive, shared with me by Nick Logue:
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics

... enjoy!

Comments

[rinifer]

My only issue with this song: I listened for over 4 minutes and I was inspired to punch something. I just couldn't figure out what.

Yeah, the song's message is pretty subtle.

[thatboomerkid_1]

Try punching your husband in the dick, maybe.

That might work.

Re: Yeah, the song's message is pretty subtle.

[rinifer]

That's a fabulous suggestion. I'll tell him it's from you.

[helpful_ninja]

My wife woke me up to this song this morning.

Thanks.

Wait, she woke you up ... how?

[thatboomerkid_1]

Like, she was playing the song?

Or, like, she punched you in the dick?

Re: Wait, she woke you up ... how?

[helpful_ninja]

The former - bringing her laptop into the bedroom and playing the song for me, so it was the very first thing I heard this morning..

'Cause so help me, if it becomes the latter, you will reap my dick-pain tenfold, Mssr.